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this will never cease to be funny to me

#spongebob

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XSEED Games has delayed the western release of Rune Factory 5 from its previously planned 2021 release window to early 2022.

Rune Factory 5 first launched for Switch in Japan on May 20.

The news of the western delay came as part of its E3 2021 lineup announcement, which includes Akiba’s Trip: Hellbound & Debriefed for PlayStation 4, Switch, and PC, Shadowverse: Champion’s Battle for Switch, and three unannounced titles.

XSEED Games did not clarify when the three unannounced titles would be announced, but noted that “Rune Factory 5 and more” will appear during the Future Games Show on June 13.

Here is an overview of Rune Factory 5, via XSEED Games:

Set off on a grand adventure in a fantasy world with the latest entry in the Rune Factory simulation RPG series. After losing their memory, the hero lands in a small town blessed by nature. There, they are recruited into a band of peacekeeping rangers, and their new life begins. In addition to their normal duties, the hero can farm the land, cast a line into the nearby river, and so much more! Team up with townsfolk to battle monsters and unleash powerful combination attacks—just one of the features new to the series. The stage is set, and the curtain rises on an exciting new adventure in Rune Factory 5!

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happy june y'all!

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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ZDSFXGCHVGJBHK SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARVEY HATES SHELLS AND CORAL AND LIKE MOST VILLAGERS DISLIKES FISH, AND HIS DIALOGUE FOR HATED ITEMS IS

“…I think I’m allergic to this.” 

WELL HERE’S A HC I HAD: HE’S ALLERGIC TO PRETTY MUCH ALL SEAFOOD… BUT IF THE FARMER LIKES OR LOVES SEAFOOD, HE’LL MAKE IT ANYWAYS FOR THEM, PROBABLY WHILE WEARING A SURGICAL MASK AND GLOVES AND THE WHOLE THING.

AND I JUST RAN WITH THIS IN MY HEAD AND THEN TODAY:

HE MADE ME CRISPY BASS FOR DINNER I WAS R I G H T

#stardew valley harvey #stardew valley

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Me in the morning when my f/o still hasn't magically materialized in my bed overnight

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remus lupin and harvey from sdv have the same vibe

#oh so that’s why I love them both #trash for a werewolf and anxious doctor

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In my humble opinion Stardew Valley Harvey stans are the nicest people.

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I can’t believe Harvey played the “take easily-frightened S/O to a scary place so they will cling to you” move ON HIMSELF. He’s specifically mentioned how scared he is of heights and yet HIS IDEA for a date was a HOT AIR BALLOON! “oh no it’ll be fine I’m totally cool with this it was a great ideaaaAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME FARMER” like what was he thinking!! 

He was thinking the farmer would just have to hold & protect him in their big strong lumberjack arms and you know what that’s so valid I love him 

#stardew valley #stardew valley harvey

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If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

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harvey my beloved

#stardew valley #stardew valley harvey

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Harvey Stardewvalley, I care about you.

#stardew valley #harvey stardew valley

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And so it begins.......first up, the good doctor.

Shane, Sebastian, Alex, Sam

Mini headcanon: Harvey may not have been an Army pilot but he was enlisted instead as an army doctor. Also Harvey in the fic, Shelter by ohsocyanide, where he was discharged from the army with no possibility of going back to active duty and then accepting the position of general doctor for Pelican town.....is my canon now.

#stardew valley #stardew valley harvey

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28 Stardew Valley Inspired OC Questions

What if your OC played Stardew or was a Stardew Valley-style NPC? 

What are their loved gifts? 

What are their hated gifts? 

Would they be any good at fishing? 

What professions would they choose at levels five and ten for each skill

What artisan good would they have the recipe for? 

What cooking item would they have the recipe for? 

What crafting recipe would they have? 

What weirdly specific place around town do they like to hang out at (looking at you, half of Stardew Valley)? 

Are they have a secret relationship that’s not actually that big a deal, but hiding it and if so why (cough cough Mayor Lewis and Marnie)?

What kind of secret cutscene room would be in their house (hi Haley, Caroline)? 

What hours would they have for their home or business? 

What kind of items would you be able to sell back to them (screams in having to visit the adventure’s guild to sell that extra sword)? 

Where are they stuck in the maze at Spirit’s Eve? 

Which NPC would they end up marrying? 

Where, if anywhere, would they get a job in town? 

How long would it take them to get to floor 100 in skull caverns? 

How long would it take them to unlock the island? 

Would they collect slimes? 

Do they use the name-number-trick for animals to get rare items? 

Are they a completionist or do they go through life more casually? 

Would they ever play a group farm or only solo? 

What kind of animals would they have the most of? 

What would their favorite crop be? 

Would they buy the community improvement items from Robin? 

Are they a community center or Jojamart kind of person? 

What would their favorite movie and snack at the movies be? 

What’s their tragic 8-heart or 10-heart backstory event? 

Would they be any good at Jumino Kart or Journey of the Prarie King?

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mah man

#stardew valley #stardew valley harvey

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gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going

“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”