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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

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this this this

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hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

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And then when we can't think of how to start it, we create memes

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ohhhh I get it!! The pain continues but so does the joy!!!!! Cool!!

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

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fuck it i hope 15 is super aroace and doesn't flirt with Anyone intentionally. yeah he can say sweetheart and sugar and babe but he does not mean any of it. somebody takes it as interest and he goes "Oh, you thought? I wanted to??? ????????? No."

#PLEASEEE #please stop giving the doctor romances please #just let them be the weird grandad please #doctor who

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The way this fandom treats Javier like he’s some bum ass boring Mexican actually makes me want to step on nails and swallow glass.

“Nothing special about him” My dear friend he’s one of the only gang members we actually get to see in the first game and has a HUGE impact in both of the RDR stories.

‼️‼️Kindly shut up‼️‼️‼️

#WHAT HES SO INTERESTING #DID THEY PLAY THE GAMEEE #javier escuella #rdr2

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#god damn it

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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replaying red dead redemption 2 is so heartbreaking rn because i'm making an effort to get as much camp dialogue as i can this time and just,,

MOLLY.

she genuinely makes me so upset. what the fuck do you mean everyone knows that dutch is playing her along except for her. except that's not even true because she DOES know and she just doesn't want to face it. molly makes me feel so so sick i love her :(

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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with all the Misha Collins Supernatural chaos going on right now, I figured this would be an appropriate way to measure how many tumblr users are actually swayed by this show. so:

by “emotionally invested”, I mean that you care about spn’s characters/ships/fandom events in some way, or you feel attached to it (despite having watched it or not).

reblogs are appreciated for a wider range of answers

#havent seen it and know very little about it #dont even know whats going on thought the show was pber

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I notice things about rdr fans and it’s 4 am and I don’t give a fuck anymore about quality. Here’s what your fav says about you.

Arthur: you’re either a twelve year old boy who only plays low honor or you’re a horse girl who thinks Arthur can do no wrong.

Charles: Most dedicated fans. You know you killed those poachers because Charles was mad. You know you keep his requests locked and loaded for when he asks for them. You know you kick your feet every time he says hi. Y’all’s fav went through all that and yall still stuck with him. Either that or yall are just horny.

Javier: y’all are horny and want a well dressed bf

John: you like your men stupid

Kieran: you like your men pathetic

Dutch: you either write essays about him and his complexities or you just have bad taste in men. Seek help either way. You have daddy issues.

Hosea: Daddy issues and you wish your dad was more like Hosea (or you saw the young picture and said DAMNNNN)

Molly O’Shea: I know she deserves better, we all do. Please save Molly please.

Sadie: You want women to step on you.

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I love their faces. Idk the vibe without context but John's is sending me

"Man I'm underdressed..."

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