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❛ My question is .... Is hot dog a sandwich? Coz' dat' shit really messes my brain, yknow. ❜

#hellsing #anime #manga #jan valentine #hellsing rp #hellsing abridged #horror rp #roleplay

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Jan be like ;

Yo.

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Fo'sho he did. And he wants it back, right now.

Yo.

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Yo.

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If you're so curious bout' it, why dontcha' come here and see it for yaself, mm? 😏

Bitches love cannons but they also love this dick.

Facts are facts , people.

( he really said 🤓☝🏻 )

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Bitches love cannons but they also love this dick.

Facts are facts , people.

( he really said 🤓☝🏻 )

#hellsing #anime #manga #jan valentine #hellsing rp #hellsing abridged #horror rp #roleplay

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W-wh--

( WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, GRAAAAAAAA )

So...

WHICH ONE OF YA MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BEANIE!?!?!

#jan valentine #he's going insane without it

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❛ Hahaha, oh noooo ❜ mocking tone.

❛ Are you gonna stop me ? ❜

"Modern vampires lack both class and grace "

❛ So what ? I might lack on that shit but I'll make it up with the amount of inches my d*ck has. ❜

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"Y-youre so vile!"

❛ Ooookay, and ?❜

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❛ I'm a feminist.

I love all kinds of women. ❜

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Morning wood . Y'know what ?

Sometimes your right hand is your best friend.

And Imma do it . Right in front of ya ~

#hellsing #anime #manga #jan valentine #hellsing rp #hellsing abridged #horror rp #roleplay

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Yes, he's vulgar, rude obscene and a cloud of pot smoke and boy smell follows him like a spectral figure. Who cares? WHO CARES? The mad lad's a delight and he's just having a good time. Look at him go. You see a psychotic miscreant? I just see a happy boy high on life. "And several illicit substances" LET HIM BE.

Hehehe, thank ya kindly. ✌🏻

They just hatin- because they can't be me.

Let em' talk. It only makes my d*ck harder and right now I have a raging boner ! buahahahahahahahhahahaha !!!!

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Are you acceptin~?

"Modern vampires lack both class and grace "

❛ So what ? I might lack on that shit but I'll make it up with the amount of inches my d*ck has. ❜

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Jan is the coolest 0_0 that’s all imma say *runs away* YEET

Nah nah, come here ! Lemme kiss you.

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❛ My genitalia, your genitalia, the Pope's genitalia.

Do ya realise that I actually give ZERO fucks about what comes out of ya mouth?

Folks always say " be yourself " . Heh, that's exactly who am I . A disgusting, sexy, handsome, filthy piece of shit. Don't like it ? Then get the fuck outta my way, pussy-o. ❜

"Modern vampires lack both class and grace "

❛ So what ? I might lack on that shit but I'll make it up with the amount of inches my d*ck has. ❜

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❛ Ya' come in here, say shit like that and expect me to give ya' a polite response?

Man, fuck you. Ya don't even know me to assume shit.

Matter of fact, since ya' on my dick, why don't you suck it , huh ? ❜

"Modern vampires lack both class and grace "

❛ So what ? I might lack on that shit but I'll make it up with the amount of inches my d*ck has. ❜

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"Modern vampires lack both class and grace "

❛ So what ? I might lack on that shit but I'll make it up with the amount of inches my d*ck has. ❜

#hellsing #anime #manga #jan valentine #hellsing rp #hellsing abridged #horror rp #rp #roleplay #fictional rp