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oh so when other people say "eat the rich" it's a rallying cry for the working class, but when i, sweeney todd,
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Funniest possible reaction to women who were attracted to Buck being biphobic is absolutely saying “he wasn’t gonna fuck you to begin with bro” so thank you Oli for that
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I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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Percy, with crazy in his eyes: Do you know what this means?
Vax'ildan: It means you haven't slept in three days, Freddy.
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Wait so opal is from a group that worshipped a luxon beacon and split her soul in half when she was a baby and when her two halves came back together she became a warlock for the other half of her soul what the FUCK
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It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 https://taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthology
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damn Lolth, chill
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Idk if anyone's done this with Lena but—
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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Alastor from Hazbin Hotel is Aro Ace. Why am I seeing smut written about him?
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
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Matthew Mercer, DM: Ruidus lore PLOT schemes lore lore lore
Matthew Mercer, Dariax: that moon sure is red
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Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT
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