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me, eating banana bread: fucking superb you funky little loaf

#sounds about right

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PRETTY BOYS VS. BAD BOYS

Pretty boys: Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Leo, Cancer, Taurus Bad boys: Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries

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The signs as cliché breakup lines

Aries: I just don't feel that spark

Taurus: You're too good for me

Gemini: We’re just on two different paths right now

Cancer: I love you, I’m just not in love with you

Leo: It's not me, it's you

Virgo: I really just need to work on myself

Libra: I’m just not ready for a serious relationship

Scorpio: I’m too f*cked up for you

Sagittarius: I'm too young to be tied down

Capricorn: I don't really see a future together

Aquarius: We’re just better off friends, you know?

Pisces: You deserve someone better than me

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SALTY VS. SHADY

Salty: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius Shady: Capricorn, Pisces, Libra, Aquarius, Cancer, Virgo

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when the signs text back

right away: virgo, cancer, scorpio, pisces, aquarius,

3.6 billion years later: leo, taurus, gemini, aries, libra, capricorn, sagittarius

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glad ur back hannah!!! how have u been

hello hello! i’ve actually been sososo good its unreal,, happiest i’ve been like, ever, probably. how about you??

#i love you all so much!! #inbox #Anonymous

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Hello ! Im in a weird situation because i liked this guy for like 6 months, then we slept together and had a big fight because he was being cruel and we didnt talked for 6 other months, and it really hurt me. Then I decided to talked to him, he apologized and we made up, now we are good friends that also sleep together and he is super nice to me but im scared everything will go wrong again, im a pisces girl and he is a sag do you have any advice ? Sorry this is super long haha

oh man,, this is a tricky situation. i would definitely be cautious and not get super attached to him, just like be wary y’know. idk i’m not his biggest fan bc of how he treated u before

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I'm in love with a girl who's an Aquarius sun and Taurus moon. I'm a Gemini sun and Aries moon. Are we compatible for more of a friendship or would a relationship be a good experience too?

both would be super!! like,, the stars can’t tell ya whether it would be better for y’all to be just pals. but imo, based on ur signs, i feel like a relationship would be wild n fun

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I'm a scorpio with an aries crush that's a little bit older than me, so some personal advice @ that one aries, that scorpio is probably head over heels and he will probably be too chicken shit to make the first move. You gotta do it, scorpios are soft little bitches when they actually genuinely like someone.

THIS

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ok i'm a gemini sun+pisces moon/rising and i have a huge crush on this pisces guy?? first the height diff is really funny bc he's one of the tallest in our grade @ school and i'm on the shorter side haha we also share a love for music! he's like awkward in a good way and we're also considered to be among the top of our class. tbh i feel like he might like me but i don't really know but that's okay!

adorable!! so pure!!!!! i love

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Okay, so what do you think about a Capricorn Sun & Virgo Moon Daughter and a Capricorn Sun & Capricorn Moon father?

i feel like you guys would get on decently well, but like you’re both prolly kinda stubborn and stick to ur guns

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I kind of have an au in my head where everyone bends an element like in avatar and I usually base it on their sun sign but that's just because I usually don't know more placements than their sun, but do you know if there's a placement better to look at for bending?

hmm, maybe moon sign bc it’s more based on emotions and is super personal?? idk anything about how things work in avatar tho, but i figure bending things is kinda like a personal experience?? maybe???? 

#inbox #Anonymous

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My crush is a Cancer sun with Aqua moon, (Gem Venus/Virgo Mars) and I'm an Aquarius sun, Aries moon, (Sag Venus/Leo Mars) and I'm just so in love with them and they're so perfect and they make me want to be a better person but I'm way too scared to talk to them and get closer and possibly ever having a chance at seeing if we could ever be something!! I've never been so afraid of my feelings!!

pls take a chance n talk to them!!!!!! great things can happen when u take a chance

#inbox #Anonymous

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Hi! I'm a Virgo and my boyfriend is a Libra. I've read the two signs aren't always the most compatible. But I love him and he makes me happy, I just worry if he's happy with me. Sometimes I worry that he is with me because how financial stable I am, or he only moved in because his parents lost their house. I also worry that he still wants his ex-girlfriend back because he will cry about her sometimes. I'm not sure what I'm suppose to do. We've talked about this but he avoids answering sometimes.

crying about his ex is a red flag imo.. you say you’ve tried to talk about this but he’s evasive? also not the greatest of signs,, but you say you’re happy w him. are you truly happy tho even w all of this worrying?? i feel like he owes you straight up answers, and i think it might be good for ya to keep asking for them but idk

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hey! what do u think about the compatibility for taurus sun, virgo moon, scorpio mars, gemini venus (f) and pisces sun, aries moon, virgo mars, pisces venus (m)

overallllll, could be better but like don’t let the stars tell u how to live ur life !!!

#inbox #hyypnotticc

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HEY DO U WANNA GIVE ME ADVICE what do u do when the person ur in love n u kinda fucked it up with them by saying mean! Things! But like not on purpose just i got really nervous around her and like I said things that I shouldn't have said that made her feel bad about herself unintentionally N she never told me until she was done with me BUT I didn't mean to hurt her feelings N i have good intentions n I jus wanna give her all the love in da world but its been like 3mos n she STILL Wont talk to me

oh no!!! i mean if you can, try to find a way to tell her all the things that u just told me. that’s rly the only thing ya can do! g’luck m8

#inbox #Anonymous

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Scorpio girl x Scorpio girl

hot damn

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