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This is the worst thing I’ve ever made

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Overseer! Someone pained a mouse yellow and put it in a room with the door closed. Someone needs to FREE HIM

An odd request, but I suppose I have little better to do. Alright citizen, lead me to where this painted mouse is, we’ll free him right away.

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Dishonored is a good game series

Agreed!

#ooc

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Yes, I’d like to file a complaint. For the past week there’s been an Overseer patrol going down our street playing “music” from those boxes of theirs. Not only is the noise quite distracting, but our youngest daughter complained it had given her a headache the last time. Is there anything that can be done about that?

What kind of headache, citizen?

Are you certain your daughter is not partaking in Outsider worship, which could cause such a reaction to the music boxes?

I understand the sound may not be pleasant to your ears, but they are there to protect you.

My apologies for the noise, but there is little we can do about it without leaving you exposed to the machinations of the Outsider.

I hope you understand, citizen.

#sorry it took so long #ive been taking a break from the character because i had run out of ideas #but im back now and ive got a few ideas knockin around #dishonored #dishonored 2 #dishonored overseer #abbey of the everyman #dishonored the outsider

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I am not a coward >:(

#ooc #but also would fit arcuri ngl

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all of us have been unlearning problematic things - it’s really malicious and in bad faith to purposefully dig up old posts by someone that do not reflect their current opinions and attack them over it out of context

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My idle animations consist of me not knowing what to do with my hands and tapping my foot/bouncing my knee incessantly

people with ADHD be having idle animations like a video game character

#ooc #adhd

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Aw crap, you’re right

people with ADHD be having idle animations like a video game character

#ooc

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29: what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs? 36: what do you think you'd be arrested for? 39: Describe your aesthetic.

29: anything posted by one of those inspirational quotes pages on instagram, they’re such obnoxious fakedeep nonsense.

36: that’s a tough question, because I’m generally a pretty law-abiding sort of guy, so I don’t really imagine many scenarios where I’d get arrested, outside of living under an authoritarian regime and getting arrested for wrongthink or something like that.

39: another tough question, because I don’t think about my aesthetic enough to really know what to call it

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describe your blog in 3-5 words pls

Witch Hunter Club, Public Relations

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Hit me with some asks, folks

unusual(ish) asks <3

who’s your celebrity crush?

are you single or taken?

rant. just do it

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

how many accounts do you have?

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

how many accounts do you follow?

favorite brand of clothing?

name a dog

what unusual talent do you have?

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

ever prank called a store?

what’s your coffee order?

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

google the top song from the year you were born

rant about your favorite musician 

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

describe your blog in 3-5 words

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

can you dance? sing?

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

crowds or small groups?

how long before a trip do you pack?

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

how old do you get mistaken for?

what do you think about a lot

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

what does home mean to you?

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

describe your aesthetic

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation 

feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!

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Overseer! There is reports of a heretic doing heretic things in his house while wearing an angler fish costume! They are only SLIGHTLY heretical activities. Is it worth it to go stop him?

Slightly heretical is still heretical, this fishy business must be stopped!

Tell me more about these heretics, citizen, I ought to come prepared!

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11, so pluck the eyes out, and then off the cliff for good measure.

There were scales flaking off, the angler was lopsided, the fins looked like torn paper, and the eyes were completely soulless.

And don’t get me started on the smell.

Dear overseer. Have you ever kicked down a door to find a heretic in an angler fish costume?

Indeed, citizen!

It was one of the most abhorrent violations of the Sixth Stricture my own eyes have ever been witness to.

*shudder*

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I had really hoped it was the former...

It was not.

The smell gave it away.

Dear overseer. Have you ever kicked down a door to find a heretic in an angler fish costume?

Indeed, citizen!

It was one of the most abhorrent violations of the Sixth Stricture my own eyes have ever been witness to.

*shudder*

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Dear overseer. Have you ever kicked down a door to find a heretic in an angler fish costume?

Indeed, citizen!

It was one of the most abhorrent violations of the Sixth Stricture my own eyes have ever been witness to.

*shudder*

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“Heh, sorry babe, but the Angler Fish Adult Costume stays ON during sex.”

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

look what I found!

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I’m an oldest child, I usually prefer the classes that inflict blunt force trauma, so barbarian and fighter

D&D players, reblog this post and say if you're the oldest, middle, youngest, or only child, and what class you normally play (or if you DM). It's for Science