humanhalfofachilleus

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not anymore it isn't

happy yon pote to all who celebrate

[humanhalfofachilleus]

I apologize to Dan and Phil for any offhand comments I’ve made criticizing the amount of sponsorships you do please never pull a Watcher

#i cannot believe 'pulling a watcher' is something we can say now

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okay so in phil's defense i think one reason he -appears- to 'space out' when dan is talking is bc he and dan know almost everything about each other! so when dan shares, for example, his take on secrets and whether people in general are good secret keepers -- phil already knows how dan feels and has heard his take

so it's not that phil doesn't care to listen to dan (bc he does! that's his best friend/soulmate after all), it's just that phil has Heard This One Before, Possibly Multiple Times, so he (it appears to me) is like oh okay it's not super duper necessary that i pay attention to every word -- bc he already knows the gist of what dan's saying about this particular topic bc he's told phil this before.

but when dan is telling us the viewers The Thing he might take some time to say it accurately -- bc as we know, dan likes to be very intentional with his words.

and so we get the dan-yapping phil-space-out-stare

#controversial opinion but i dont think he actually spaces out #i think he's listening intently and doesnt need to look at someone to hear what theyre saying

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in need of intensive therapy after this🫶🏻

(all jokes aside though, i’m really happy that they feel comfortable enough to do shit like this now)

#top ten life changing moments

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HELP I've been out-funnied by my braincell coparent

#this makes me obscenely uncomfortable with its accuracy

[humanhalfofachilleus]

Being aro is so lonely. Not because you're not in a relationship but because everyone else is and it's the only thing they care about.

[humanhalfofachilleus]

RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM

Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn

#the call* is coming from inside the house** #*its me #**and the house is denmark

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assorted dnpg doodles

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

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I’m only two minutes in. What is it about the phitchen that makes them insane? Or is it standing up? Is it altitude sickness? This energy is insane they’re crazy

#is it altitude sickess? #probbaly lmao

[humanhalfofachilleus]

two very different conversations happening right now

#THATS WHAT HE SAID ???? #HE REALLY SAID THAT ????

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it's so good, it's so good

#that sentence whiplashed me back into the gay club i havent been to for six months #also i dont understand any of what was happening here #what is a poppers joke? #why did phil reference rush at this specific moment?

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glad to know Dan and I have the same taste in drinks

#dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #dapg

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dan's drink is like $40 at the bar and only one person orders it but hes a regular and a great tipper so you have to make sure the boba and elderflower are always prepared by 10 pm on the dot.

phil's drink is like $10 and there's 3x as much alcohol as in a regular sunrise and it's the favorite of straight girl (and her 1 gay friend) bachelorette parties who are loud and tip the drag queens like $3 total out of a party of 15.

[humanhalfofachilleus]

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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GET A ROOM???

#this was #basically porn #how are they both so horny #stop it