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Got this ad and thought it was a genuine shitpost at first.

Billionaire: I will buy you anything.

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A powerful ward against the mayor of a small medieval town

sign you see when entering hell

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#friday night funkin

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Yeah.

“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw

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Hey bug I've been wondering, what are your thoughts on people making parodies of your songs?

Cautiously cool with it! Sounds super fun until someone is riffing on Disco! in the panic room to make a "climate-change-is-a-hoax" anthem. On the surface, sounds fun. But it'd really depend on the end result!

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Consider that fistfighting has the potential to escalate conflicts between people instead of resolving it. Someone loses a fistfight and goes home to get their gun

The intense criminalization of physical confrontation is a significant factor in what has caused gun violence, particularly among young people. People need to be beating eachother's asses more. Genuinely.

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Really? Awe man... OK next do Falin

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

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ADHD enables peer-to-peer encryption

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

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#discworld

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The critical consumer. "You are what you eat" "you are what you consume"

the critical consumer. "this meal had flaws, and i am acknowledging them." "i dont believe this hamburger was grilled with a pure heart, and i refuse to consume it." "i will not eat anything which is irredeemable." the critical consumer. "ive come across a delicious salad which was nevertheless tossed by somebody who had rotten intentions." "ive never ate deviled eggs because of their association with evil." the critical consumer

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Secret hack: if you're hungry but don't want to seem rude offer the people stoll waiting to try some of your food. Then everyone gets to eat a bit and there's also other benefits I won't list.

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

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Thanks genius.com

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Was just reading about Lady Triệu on wikipedia and I think y'all would really like the 9 foot woman with 3 foot breasts.

"I'd like to ride storms, kill orcas in the open sea, drive out the aggressors, reconquer the country, undo the ties of serfdom, and never bend my back to be the concubine of whatever man."

#vietnam #feminism

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My car's name is Bucket because he came with a free bucket

"Vehicle" for the purposes of this poll refers to cars, bicycles, etc.

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Recently I was working in a computer lab and a guy comes in with some friends. A few minutes go by and he starts playing the opening notes of witch doctor. He pauses it. He laughs uproarisously. He plays it again and laughs again. This repeats 6 more times. I wanted to wring his fucking neck so bad. I did not think I was violent but he showed me I am.

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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In light of your passion for the Bearer of Agonies I have decided to make an amendment

Stormlight: what if Jesus was still on the cross. What if he could leave any time he wanted to, but doing so would doom all humanity. What if he had the will to suffer forever because his love for people was stronger. What if it wasn't jesus, it was someone else who wasn't the son of God but he took up the mantle anyway.

Mistborn: What if Jesus was a murderous con man with a huge grudge against God?

Stormlight: What if Jesus was still on the cross and had to suffer every day forever?

#brandon really said “i'll make my own story with MEGA jesus and he'll be even more tragic and self-sacrificing” #stormlight archive #stormlight #taln