WILD THINGS MY FRIEND BLAKE HAS SAID ONLINE ( 1 / ? )
a mix of questions, statements, etc. nsfw included. / adjust as needed
โ i'm sorry i'm down bad for women who can keep me in a cellar โ
โ fuck them kids bro , punt 'em โ
โ damn are you a parking ticket , cause you got FINE written all over you , aha โ
โ i sleep on my back so i can practice for my casket โ
โ 'tism and titties should be the first bullet on every marriage application โ
โ woof woof โ
โ it exploded . . . i fucking took off โ
โ i know that shit feel like when you open your window during a carwash โ
โ i'd rather hit my package with a ballpeen hammer โ
โ no problem, forehead โ
โ put a leash on him โ
โ manifesting wet socks for the lot of ya โ
โ that shit sounded like a grapefruit being rung out โ
โ we as a society need to start calling people poindexters again โ
โ my brain needs food it aint got no wrinkles on it โ
โ thicc โ
โ need me some of that stuffin' โ
โ ONCE AGAIN I AM TIRED OF LEAVES โ
โ if we see a cow we moo โ
โ if we see a deer we say OH DEER โ
โ ' it's grey sweatpants season ' ma'am if i wanted to display small things i would open a jewelry store โ
โ violently shitting myself due to being nervous โ
โ where does one aquire a steed ? โ
โ ARF ARF โ
โ this that type of cold that just piss you off โ
โ i'm tired of this grandpa โ
โ i found the best stick of the year โ
โ i fucking hate leaves. i wish all the trees a very bald โ
โ this aged like milk โ
โ let him cook โ
โ with how deep i sleep i need that mf alarm clock spongebob had โ
โ Ghost is just spooky bon jovi โ
โ butter up them cheeks boy โ
โ is it dangerous to fall asleep at night to videos about demonology lmao โ
โ i am making it a personal goal today to feel bonita โ
โ SHOW ME THE TIT ON AN ALMOND โ
โ y'all better hype me up like this when i get jiggyโ
โ two halves of a whole idiot โ
โ a homie needs about 3 years worth of hugs โ
โ i got a canoe, don't make me pull up โ
โ YOU THE ONE THAT'S A KNOB SMHHH โ
โ holy hellfire i just had to walk a plaza the size of two football fields โ
โ yeah i ugly cried โ
โ girl dinner honestly โ
โ here lies [ name ] ' s hopes and dreams โ
โ i'm being held hostage โ
โ [ name ] don't even start the top of your head probably flat โ
โ my brother in Buddha LEAVE THE PREMISES โ
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