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huuoh ยท 1 month
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once again here to say i'm turning this blog into a zuko blog, and will be remaking my commissions blog !
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huuoh ยท 3 months
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WILD THINGS MY FRIEND BLAKE HAS SAID ONLINE ( 1 / ? )
a mix of questions, statements, etc. nsfw included. / adjust as needed
โ i'm sorry i'm down bad for women who can keep me in a cellar โž
โ fuck them kids bro , punt 'em โž
โ damn are you a parking ticket , cause you got FINE written all over you , aha โž
โ i sleep on my back so i can practice for my casket โž
โ 'tism and titties should be the first bullet on every marriage application โž
โ woof woof โž
โ it exploded . . . i fucking took off โž
โ i know that shit feel like when you open your window during a carwash โž
โ i'd rather hit my package with a ballpeen hammer โž
โ no problem, forehead โž
โ put a leash on him โž
โ manifesting wet socks for the lot of ya โž
โ that shit sounded like a grapefruit being rung out โž
โ we as a society need to start calling people poindexters again โž
โ my brain needs food it aint got no wrinkles on it โž
โ thicc โž
โ need me some of that stuffin' โž
โ ONCE AGAIN I AM TIRED OF LEAVES โž
โ if we see a cow we moo โž
โ if we see a deer we say OH DEER โž
โ ' it's grey sweatpants season ' ma'am if i wanted to display small things i would open a jewelry store โž
โ violently shitting myself due to being nervous โž
โ where does one aquire a steed ? โž
โ ARF ARF โž
โ this that type of cold that just piss you off โž
โ i'm tired of this grandpa โž
โ i found the best stick of the year โž
โ i fucking hate leaves. i wish all the trees a very bald โž
โ this aged like milk โž
โ let him cook โž
โ with how deep i sleep i need that mf alarm clock spongebob had โž
โ Ghost is just spooky bon jovi โž
โ butter up them cheeks boy โž
โ is it dangerous to fall asleep at night to videos about demonology lmao โž
โ i am making it a personal goal today to feel bonita โž
โ SHOW ME THE TIT ON AN ALMOND โž
โ y'all better hype me up like this when i get jiggyโž
โ two halves of a whole idiot โž
โ a homie needs about 3 years worth of hugs โž
โ i got a canoe, don't make me pull up โž
โ YOU THE ONE THAT'S A KNOB SMHHH โž
โ holy hellfire i just had to walk a plaza the size of two football fields โž
โ yeah i ugly cried โž
โ girl dinner honestly โž
โ here lies [ name ] ' s hopes and dreams โž
โ i'm being held hostage โž
โ [ name ] don't even start the top of your head probably flat โž
โ my brother in Buddha LEAVE THE PREMISES โž
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