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The switch is now on ON

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you know youre hyperfixated when you start hallucinating Sound Effects from Video Game while suffering from sleep paralysis

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#gwyn #that's it #that's the post

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choose your path wisely

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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reblog this post to remind the person you reblogged it from that they’re valued and loved and seen

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i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

#jerma #based john :3

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Every time i catch myself shaking my foot or leg i just imagine that's me wagging my tail and don't feel bad about it anymore :3

#no i'm not a furry #i think #life hack #?

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i LOVE cold water

freezing cold water. save me.!! freezing cold water,,, ohh,, save me freezing cold water!! ^_^

especially when i haven't drank any water within the past few hours (i'm getting better don't you worry buddy!) cuz. it coats your mouth and it makes your tummy cold,,, it feels so nice and cold. :3

#also it makes water taste better #no i will not elaborate

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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This blowjob could've been an email