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hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore

[GIF ID: Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up /end]

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Capitalism is a whole load of “it’s legal, but it’s fucked.”

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Reggie breaking open the cookie, reading the message and then eating the paper so it comes true:

Alex: What does the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Luke, swallowing the entire cookie: The what in my what?

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Luke: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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Sharing this here too

I do not usually make posts like this but recently I have seen a lot of content on Instagram, Twitter and I think tiktok too misunderstanding the meaning of intrusive thoughts, which may cause people experiencing them to be upset.

I have tried to shortly explain the difference of impulsive and intrusive and hope it will help people to understand and use the words correctly.

Reblogs are very much appreciated!

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Godling

Kendal from @comicaurora

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are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

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#“Ugh this generation is so spoiled!! They want FOOD and NECCECARY items!!?!!? soft.”

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#I started writing fanfiction at like 10 or 11 and yeah #Totally didn’t exitedlg show it to my friend and family #anyway #proud fanfiction author

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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#chidi is so me #cw gif #philosiphy

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people will look you dead in the eyes and say we shouldn’t call places by their indigenous names because “that’s [the english name] the way it’s always been”

#like no honey #say it again but slower #you’re so close #I’m not indigenous and people get so like defensive about their racism once they learn I’m not racist too

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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srry i pressed like on yr post 15 seconds after you posted it unfortunately im on here 24 hours a day. do you still like me