iamthemotherofallsharks
I'm a tough tranch
Em, 20, anime dork. lots of ships, lots of random stuff that I find funny enough to reblog. I want to become an ichthyologist so I can work in shark conservation, and I'm a writer too, so if you ever want to suggest a prompt, I'm game
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why are we here? just to suffer? every day the Avatar destroys my cabbage cart
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Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
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Everyone knows there are only two human emotions: Freddie Mercury crying out “I don’t wanna die, sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” and Florence Welch declaring “I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart”.
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Bro, it's like 4PM in São Paulo right now and all the smoke made it look like it's already night...city of ashes indeed.
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“My only relief is to sleep. When I’m sleeping, I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not lonely, I’m nothing.”
- Jillian Medoff
via @quotemadness
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Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.
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I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school
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Please remember
Opossums are not rodents! They’re not even closely related to them. They are marsupials.
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fuck this shit. *shifts into creative mode and flies away*
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