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I've been scream laughing at this for several days

#laugh rule

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

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thanks mom

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I WAS OVERHEARING CAMERA AUDIO THATS ALL NO MONSTERS

working the night shift has made me much more susceptible to the idea that i am about to be gotten and destroyed by some sort of beastly creature

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working the night shift has made me much more susceptible to the idea that i am about to be gotten and destroyed by some sort of beastly creature

#jax speaks

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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"pro jewish protesters" i'm actually going to vomit

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Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

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Have you met any tumblr friends in person?

#dear prev tags #WHAT #YOURE WHAT

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Eurovision is in a week so reminder to not watch or support it in anyway with the fact that Israel is still in the competition 

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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Debra Spence — Family of Five (pastel pencils on pastelmat, 2023)

#pastel

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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.