ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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You cannot be a lesbian if you like men btw.
oh shit my bad, I wasn't aware I had to ask anonymous tumblr users for permission to gaze upon women lustfully
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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please tell me i’m not the only one who thought these jean lines were corny as fuck when i first read them. like we spend the entire game in the mind of a very mentally ill and depressed man, and ngl based on the target audience of this game i’m gonna assume a lot of people have first hand experience with depression, and he’s like erm. sorry i didn’t want to stick around during your mental health crisis, i am DEPRESSED. sorry i don’t think your joke is funny, did i mention i have CLINICAL DEPRESSION. i dunno it just reads to me like he’s trying to make harry feel bad for having to put up with his shit but it’s just soooo corny to me 😭😭
also idk something about jean’s ableism throughout the game towards harry and how he specifically phrases it as “clinically depressed”. dunno what exactly i’m trying to get at but it’s floating in my brain and i can’t put it into words rn
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what i tell myself every day
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What was y’all’s favorite scene in Marble Hornets? Mine personally was when Jay jumped on the table and said “Now who just marbled my hornets” then shoots the operator with a shotgun
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realising i'm a masochist did actually make me better at getting out of my comfort zone because now i can just reframe it as microdosing on getting off
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No, no. Stop it. UNDO. Make him look horrible!! do it!!! MAKE HIM LOOK HORRIBLE GODDAMMIT! STOP CLEARING HIS SKIN!!! STOP SMOOTHING HIM!!!!! STOP REMOVING HIS SHIRT STAINS!!!! GIVE. HIM. HIS. RECEEDING HAIRLINE AND IMPERFECT TEETH!!! NO ABS NO ASS!!!!!!
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happy aro month! abolish relationship hierarchies stay hydrated and be kind to urself and others. most of all be very very aro 🏄♀️🏄♀️🏄♀️
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I’m sorry for giving the king of England cancer
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my role on the leftist commune will be passive-aggressively moving the freshly-washed “clean” dishes that still have food residue on them back into the “unclean” section
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Of the skills, my favorite is half-light. Underneath all the macho bullshit it spews, half light is really the part of Harry that is scared like an animal. It's his fight or flight response and obviously Harry is set to fight. And I love how it's there, telling you to be afraid, telling you that you must protect yourself because you're in danger. To me, it's even more than fight or flight, half light is ptsd to me. The scene where you discover Cuno's dad is really the moment that illuminated that for me. The way half light keeps breaking into your stream of though, and your heart starts to pound and you start to sweat and it's a silly scene in some ways because your response is so wildly out of proportion to the reality. If Harry were more observant, he would have realized that Cuno's dad is no threat even before they entered the apartment, but for one thing, he's dumb as rocks in this playthrough, and for another, that's ptsd. It's not rational, it's not prortional, it's being scared like a wild animal and it's trying to protect yourself whatever harm you know is coming
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Guy mugging me pulls a gun out and holds it to my face thinking I'll give him my wallet but I start sucking on the barrel and moaning instead
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
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