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sam coming up with false information since 2001

My gf loves Darren more than she loves me but that’s okay

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911 I’d like to report a murder

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ur my fave person 🥺

wow pls tell me more abt your girlfriend of nearly a whole year (wow that’s a long time)

It is a long time!! I can’t believe it’s been a year it’s flown by but I have felt so lucky to have her, she always makes me feel better and she supports me in everything. She put up with me through my peak bi disaster at avpw, and through my long absences with exams. And she’s so funny, she can always make me laugh, and she always makes me feel so loved. And she’s pretty cute 🤷🏻‍♀️

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We know I’m always here for Lauren actually posting pics with Joey on her story for once but those fUCKING BOOTS AGAIN GODDAMNIT

#omg no offence but she looks so good #omg #also yes i was stalking sams account #what are you gonna do

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this is a billie fan account now xoxo

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Red Vines: *exist*

Me: don’t do it

My dumbass brain after all these years:

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starkid with dogs: a concept

plus bonus dylan and robert with cats:

please feel free to add on

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yeehaw i’m back again

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lauren!! is!! going!! to!! be!! a!! villian!!

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LENNN STOP FIGHTING ME cause I’m only smol and ALSO VICIOUS COME AT ME

I love you too although I did say in that video I sent that I love Meredith more than anyone else - not like I love her more than Brian but like I love her more than I love other people DHSKWKEKEK but I also said I love you guys too so it counts!!! I’m here to fight Amy for sams love

Honestly I have no idea what video what you’re talking about but that’s fair I guess, there are some people I love more than I love Lauren and Joey which is unbelievable I know but true. So I have a lot of love for you but I know I’m always second best to Meredith so Amy might just win this one

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oh-my-dead-vicious-wizard-vore-duck works because ducks now believe in vore

i can’t imagine you with a different url

oh good!!!! i like my url very much, its my brand. but i wish i could fit “vore” in it

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i often think about how starkid said gay rights when they made joey say “im OBSESSED with this girl” and lauren yell “ME TOO” during space tour

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Ahh yes, this is the content I was waiting for

#lauren lopez #ah

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things i remember from avpsy

1. every scene lockhart was in

2. always dance

3. ginny is not a senior yt comments

4. luna is luna

5. JOE WALKER DIES

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oops i just fell in love with Lauren Lopez

#lauren lopez #mood of the day #mood of the week #mood of the year #mood of the life

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reblog for robert manion’s siren noises

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STOP SENDING YOURSELF ASKS THEN

Tell you why the last ask wasn’t me, I ain’t afraid to tell you straight STOP SENDING YOURSELF ASKS AHSHSHSJL LOVE YOU BABE

AMY PEOPLE ARE GONNA START BELIEVING YOU I HATE YOU

#this is me helping