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MAGNUS & ALEC in SHADOWHUNTERS

1.12 | "Malec"

#there's that scene in you've got mail where the soundtrack starts going #REMEMBER #REMEMMMMBEEEER #that's this

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Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

#that time alec was like hey someone kill me so i can go to hell and save my boyfriend from being in hell

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#''slowly'' being a relative term for alec given he knows magnus for like half a minute #before he's like #MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN AN UNCOMFORTABLE SUIT #UNTIL I MET YOU! #but absolutely same #also goes for magnus but slow being like 2000 years or whaever so yes.

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gab’s neverending 2022 shadowhunters renaissance gifs: never forget how tall dark and handsome bewitched mike from glee 

#this post walked into my house and punched me in the face and i said thank you #one wearing of the slutty sleeves zippy hoodie was simply not enough

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Raising Hell – season 1, episode 4

#he's so stupid in that last gif it makes me so happy

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I think the funniest moment in all 3 seasons of Shadowhunters is when Alec goes with Clary to see Iris Rouse and she asks if he’s Clary’s boyfriend and he just looks so disgusted. He’s like “no how dare you confuse me for a heterosexual please excuse me while I go throw up just from thinking about the suggestion that I might date a woman let alone Clary.”

#his expression screams ''offense! that's rude!''

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being attracted to blond men is a sign something is really wrong with your psyche

#alec: listen i came to my senses #eventually. #is it more or less embarrassing than crushing on a foster brother though

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tending to someone's injuries is literally a first date. you've got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person's bare flesh. what more could you ask for.

#you can also tend someone else's injuries using your object of affection's ''virgin energy''

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my taste in men is when he completely looks like just some guy but he has eyelashes like a doe

#my son and his husband

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i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it

#i wonder how many posts in this sideblog are tagged #i love him he's so dumb #meet queue

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Heavenly Fire – season 3, episode 17

#i love them so much they're so stupid for each other

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#when iris is like #is this your boyfriend #it's like #look at him #do you see his face #why would you even ask

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Harry & Matt at THOS4

#noted weird boy matthew daddario #i do like the little synced hand movements up top but #like #matt tapping him like ''PAY ATTENTION'' #idk what's going on but harry looks SO good #(this needs not be said but also must be)

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“Answer that.”

To the Night Children – season 3, episode 15

#with all my heart i wish he had said #so what.

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HEATHERS 1989 | dir. Michael Lehmann

#my son's an asshole! and i love him! #i love my salty gay son!

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“this is my comfort character” and then it’s a character who has never seen comfort in their life

#I DON'T NEED COMFORT I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS #(sees magnus) #let's hold hands

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requested by thatscrazyrandom

#it's the only way he knows how