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Oliver and Felix fuck when they're drunk.

The next morning Felix is like, "I'm not gay mate. Not that there's anything wrong with it just not me."

Oliver scheming little freak who just so happened to have a really emotional "coming out" a week prior in Felix's dorm room after "slipping up" about how hot Farleigh is while high. Laughs him off while putting his clothes on and says, "I could tell your straight. It happens sometimes. Don't worry about it. It won't happen ever again." Leaves Felix spiraling in a crisis in his dorm room.

What does Oliver mean 'he could tell'. Was he bad he couldn't be he'd shagged plenty of girls and never had a complaint. Not that they did much talking after but, they always came back for seconds... most of the time. How could Felix not worry about it he'd slept with his Bi best friend. What if poor Ollie started catching feelings what would he do? He doesn't know how to let down a guy he barely ever rejected a girl unless she was a total minger. Even then if no one was around he went for it.

The more Felix sat there stewing in his own thoughts scratching at the crusty feeling around his waist he halted on one thought. Oliver said, "... it happens sometimes.". Does that mean Oliver's fucked other dudes presumably straight dudes when they got to drunk or did he mean friends as in best friends fucking about sometimes. Felix had his fair share (maybe more than fair) of friends with benefits. So he doesn't know why that idea of his shy, quiet, and awkward Oliver having people he was comfortable enough to be friends and fuck grated him a bit.

He's Oliver's closest friend he knows that. That's why he said it won't happen again. Felix is straight and they wouldn't want to mess up their relationship. They're already as close as two people could be without being in a relationship. That's why he said it not because Felix wasn't good enough.

#yesss make him doubt #make him suffer #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #saltburn #saltburn posting #oliver x felix

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Sending love to everyone silently pushing through the waves of grief while trying to continue on each day.

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BRINGING THIS BACK CAUSE HE LOOKS SO CUTE, LOOK AT THAT SMILE OMFG 💖💖💖

#He's beaming #i love him so much when he smiles #is so dumb but he smiles and istg it makes ME smile #barry keoghan #emerald fennell #vampire photoshoot #my heart 😩

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Annabelle finds felix fucking some random girl in bathroom at a halloween party after ditching her

she complains to farleigh about it but she shuts up and just stares when felix comes to the table with oliver because she fucking recognizes him. he was the goddam girl

he was dressed like some comic book character and his knees where by his ears which framed his face perfectly so india had to have been so fucking hammered to not have noticed that it was that little fucking freak

and when he turns his head to look up at felix in that devoted(perverted) way that he always does, annabelle can see some of the green body paint that felix had covered himself with under Oliver’s ear.

she looks away repulsed and farleigh starts laughing looking where annabelle had been staring

“so… oliver” he starts with a cheshire grin and annabelle wants to leave even more now. she turns towards her friend and asks about her new purse.

doesn’t help to block farleigh out though.

“i knew you were a freak but never would have guessed you were into cross dressing” he says and oliver just smiles a smaller unsettling smile back to farleigh.

“it was a costume party farleigh, and if i’d known you’d be paying so much attention i’d have worn more makeup” he doesn’t even attempt to deny the allegation.

“and what were you dressed as?” farleigh asks with that same smile as if he doesn’t already know.

“we were raven and beast boy from the teen titans comics. and we BOTH looked great thank you very much ” felix smiles like they hadn’t been caught, his arm still resting on oliver’s shoulders like they always were.

“so a couples costume?” farleigh laughed and clapped his hands together

annabelle gets up trying to avoid catching the end of the conversation but before she even makes it past the booth she sees felix tilting oliver’s chin towards himself and bending to kiss him, which she runs into them basically making out in the middle of the pub.

annabelle doesn’t even want to stay to show her disgust, so she ignores the he hoots and wolf whistles in favor of getting the hell out of there.

she can’t erase the memory of him begging felix to fuck him harder while felix’s head was buried in his neck against the bathroom wall and she doesn’t think it’ll go away on its own any time soon.

#felix catton #oliver quick #saltburn #cattonquick #saltburn posting

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having whore thoughts like oliver and felix cuddling while watching a movie

#hot. #saltburn #cattonquick

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BRUHHHH

new chapter! gonna write a one shot next so sorry if there is a delay with the chapter after this one :)

#saltburn #felix catton #oliver quick #cattonquick #saltburn posting

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barry and dev should work on a movie again but this time they make out

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I just know Oliver is doing this gay little jaw thing every time Felix does anything that even remotely excites him. He doesn’t even realize he does it either, it’s completely instinctual. Oliver has so many little quirks like this that even he doesn’t noticed because nobody has ever cared about him enough to inform him of them. 💔💔

#pls don’t die Saltburn fandom #!!! #saltburn posting #saltburn

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When someone asks if they should watch saltburn or not.

#saltburn #saltburn posting

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Saltburn (2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Felix Catton/Oliver Quick Characters: Felix Catton, Oliver Quick Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Ventriloquism, fucking your ventriloquist’s dummy to life, butlins, implied fisting but he is a ventriloquist’s dummy i cannot stress that enough Summary:

Felix is a promising amateur ventriloquist. Oliver is his puppet who wants to be a real boy. I am forcibly removed from the Butlins Head Office.

#im #speechless

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We need to read two papers for tomorrow...

I wanna read my favorite fic again.

#is a constant struggle. #this is me #i wish reading fic was a basic necessity #it is for me #😞

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as a goth the fact that oliver has done more goth things than me fills me with respect.

like yes fuck that grave!! eat the blood!!

devour them whole 🫶🏽

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oliver chewing on felix’s pen caps to be sexy & felix is like: “oh god i bet they never fed you did they, oliver? how long was it till they fed you? was it long? [heavy breathing]”

#gosh oliver #oliver: they fed me wiff eraser bits & a punch to the meowth 😔 true story 😔 #help lmaoo #cattonquick #felix catton #oliver quick #saltburn #saltburn posting

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Oliver:

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Barry baby, are you standing on your tiptoes? Barry honey, what's up with your shoes??

#i see everything. #short king #just accept it already #you're surrounded by giants #barry keoghan #you'll always be tall to me baby

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i have a half cooked fic that i can feel judging me every time I open notes 💀

being a writer is sometimes just like

“she raised the sword - *stares out of the window for three minutes* - high above her head, its- *plays with pen* - silver skin glinting in the- *gets up and walks around the room* - golden sunlight. her face- *opens tumblr*