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Somewhere in the world, there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you.

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also i feel like people who became parents right out of highschool are completely unable to understand what priorities a childless adult might have since theyve never been one...... like i will never be grateful for 20 hours of overtime bcs i have no one to provide for and id rather spend the time with my friends and family.... i dont care about dating "up" economically because i want a partner whos hot and fun not a father to provide for kids... theres nothing irresponsible about me going out a lot and spending money on myself because like. no one depends on me. theres no reason for me to live in a neighborhood with good schools. my priority is to have a good time. theyre like "my favorite thing to cook is crockpot chicken pasta because my husband and kids eat it and the prep is quick" cool my favorite thing to cook is moussaka with homemade flatbread because its fun and i can spend as much time on it as i want without a toddler to watch.

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things the kittens have so far yelled at me about with the righteous indignation of child monarchs:  - i could not find my brother for 1.3 seconds  - my brother bit my ears when i pounced on him - my brother refused to bite my ears even though I pounced on him - my brother has carried away the little mouse toy but I wanted to carry away the little mouse toy - want to lie in lap but no room  - want to lie in lap but am on floor - want to lie in lap but it is too warm in lap - too small to jump on table - too large to get behind washing machine as is my sacred right - i am being prevented from drinking the coffee, a substance which would do me grievous harm - you are not letting me lick the inside of your nostrils - i am too small to headbutt you with enough force to adequately represent my affection

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This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes

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Several of my friends who previously self-identified as bi are realizing they've lost interest in men, generally speaking

A friend of mine who's identified as a lesbian her whole life fell in love with a very sweet and shy man

I lost interest in men a few years ago, fell in love with a non-binary person, and now I give them their T shots

Life and love are unpredictable

And "queer" is a great word that all of us like and self-identify with (along with our other, more specific labels), and I love that no matter what else happens, we're still, always queer

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Work has covid and things have super sucked. Going to work and getting yelled at daily for things out of my control just to come home and quarantine. Last night my girlfriend came over and we had dinner from across the driveway. They even made me a whole covid sucks box. This made me feel so much better and reminds me how much they love me.

#there was stuff in here I don’t even remember telling them I love #and art stuff to keep me busy #some of their clothes #seriously just so much love in this box

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hey guys idk if you know this but if you don't sleep or eat your mental health gets worse

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This hack will save your teeth: there are no “right” and “wrong” times to brush your teeth.

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You’re such a lil weirdo (lovingly)

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gay people be like. hands.

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loading screens are for video games. if your vision goes dark when you stand up, you need a tilt table test.

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i always wonder who i would’ve been if i wasn’t traumatized. imagine where i would be

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave