greeneyedgoldenchild

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "What that mouth do princess?"

Person B: "Talk. A lot. Too much, if I'm bein' honest."

#destiel #shassie #hangster #cherik #sterek #butchlander #dean winchester #castiel #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #stiles stilinski #derek hale #homelander #billy butcher

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A, resolute: "No."

*Person B pouts, batting their lashes*

Person A, crumbling: "No?"

Person B: "Pretty please"

Person A, caving in like a bridge made of popsicle sticks: "Anything you want baby, I'll give you the world princess."

#destiel #cherik #sterek #butchlander #shassie #hangster #charles xavier #derek hale #damon albarn #liam gallagher #damon x liam

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "You're the most beautiful person I've ever loved"

Person B: "I didn't dress up for a Halloween party once and I still won the 'who's scariest costume party'."

Person A: "I said what I said."

#kase #kaz x chase #chase davenport #lab rats elite force #kazimieras #I'm obsessed with Chase Davenport right now I CANT #sterek #cherik #damon x liam #charles xavier #derek hale #obikin #damon albarn #liam gallagher #lab rats #spuffy #destiel #hangster #icemav #fox mulder #shawn spencer

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "You love me right? Full blown 'Dirty Dancing' 'Pride and Prejudice' love, right?"

Person B: "Yes!... wait, why are you asking?"

*Cop sirens in distance*

Person A: "No reason, just remember that in court."

Person B: "What the fuck did you do."

#Damon albarn has got a GRIP on me LORT #shassie #cherik #sterek #stucky #destiel #spideypool #obikin #icemav #hangster #Jamion #damon albarn x liam gallagher #lokious #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #dean winchester #castiel #Deadpool #Spider-Man #obiwan #anakin skywalker #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #person a and person b #napollya #napoleon solo #illya kuryakin

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "I don't get why everyone is so crazy about you. You're just charming and attractive and funny and kind and smart and brave and have the most beautiful smile on planet earth... fuck, I get it."

Person B, relieved: "oh thank god you finally get it. Can we kiss now?"

#shassie #cherik #sterek #stucky #lawrusso #destiel #hangster #icemav #spideypool #damon albarn x liam gallagher #derek hale #stiles stilinski #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #obikin #lokious #bucky barnes #steve rogers #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #person a and person b #writing prompt

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "When I die-"

Person B: "If you die, I'll fight the reaper for your soul"

Person A: "That's really sweet baby, but if I die, cremate me and snort my ashes. It'll be like cocaine."

Person B: "Wow. I can't believe I'm in love with you."

#jamion #sterek #shassie #cherik #stucky #lawrusso #derek hale #destiel #icemav #hangster #obikin #stiles stilinski #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #harringrove #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #steve rogers #bucky barnes #steve harrington #billy hargrove #damon albarn x liam gallagher #lokious #person a and person b #writing prompt #damon albarn #jamie hewlett

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "I'll slaughter them. Each and every single one of them until I stand in a sea of blood. I'll paint the moon red with it, so every night when maroon moonlight bathes their lonely graves no one will ever even dream of disrespecting you, my darling."

Person B, weeping: "Yes please baby"

#damon albarn is a representation of what a male Angel looks like. fact. #sterek #cherik #stucky #lawrusso #damon albarn x liam gallagher #hangster #shassie #obikin #derek hale #stiles stilinski #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #spideypool #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #icemav #harringrove #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #lokious #person a and person b #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "You're acting like an asshole"

Person B, nonchalant: "I'm not acting."

Person A: "That's what makes it so much worse."

#shassie #hangster #cherik #sterek #stucky #lawrusso #spideypool #obikin #icemav #destiel #damon albarn #Damon albarn x Liam Gallagher #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #derek hale #stiles stilinski #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #jake seresin #Bradley Bradshaw #blur #person a and person b #writing prompt #lokious

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "Pretty Privilege, it's a thing."

Person B: "And how would you know it's a thing?"

Person A: "I watch you abuse it every damn day of my life, that's how."

#hangster #shassie #sterek #lawrusso #stucky #cherik #harringrove #damon albarn #liam gallagher #damon x Liam #icemav #derek hale #stiles stilinski #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #bucky barnes #steve rogers #steve harrington #gimbappe #olivier giroud #nick x schmidt #Damon albarn x Liam Gallagher #charden #macdennis #obikin #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #destiel

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "Will they or won't they? The question on everyone's mind as they enter the church-"

Person B: "If you leave me at the alter to make a stupid joke, I will strangle your corpse after I've shot you."

#shassie #sterek #stucky #spideypool #lawrusso #damon albarn #liam gallagher #damon x Liam #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #derek hale #stiles stilinski #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #homelander #butchlander #person a and person b #Hangster #icemav #gimbappe #destiel

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "I'm a sweetheart."

Person B, rinsing the blood off A's grinning face, kissing A's bloody knuckles, pulling A's weapon of a body into a delicate hug : "The sweetest of hearts baby"

#cherik #sterek #stucky #destiel #shassie #hangster #gimbappe #obikin #lawrusso #spideypool #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #derek hale #stiles stilinski #dean winchester #castiel #damon albarn #liam gallagher #Damon albarn x liam gallagher #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #lokious #napollya

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "Fuck me if I'm right, but does chocolate milk come from brown cows?"

Person B, zero hesitation: "You're right."

Person A: "Really?"

Person B: "A thousand times yes, now let's go find a bed."

#shassie #destiel #sterek #stucky #harringrove #cherik #obikin #lawrusso #hangster #icemav #spideypool #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #dean winchester #castiel #stiles stilinski #derek hale #steve harrington #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #bucky barnes #steve rogers #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #Maverick #Deadpool

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "I'm attracted to assholes."

Person B, lounging in low riding sweatpants drinking coffee from a bowl, grin sharp as a knife: "Oh, yea? You attracted to me?"

Person A, tired and horny: "You're the one who gave me this condition, asshole. There's no cure."

#shassie #kylivier #hangster #cherik #sterek #lawrusso #spuffy #harringrove #icemav #stucky #destiel #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #olivier giroud #kylian mbappe #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #stiles stilinski #derek hale #billy hargrove #steve harrington #spike #world cup #antoine griezmann x Olivier giroud

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "God, you know when people just-"

*Person A makes indistinct gargling sounds and grabby hands and rude gestures and whines*

Person A: "Ya' know?"

Person B, eyes wide: "I'm people, aren't I."

Person A: "yes."

#hangster #sterek #harringrove #cherik #shassie #stucky #icemav #lawrusso #hangman #jake seresin #rooster #bradley bradshaw #derek hale #stiles stilinski #steve harrington #billy hargrove #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #iceman #maverick #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #olivier giroud #kylian mbappe #kylivier #gimbappe #bryce larkin #chuck bartowski

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "You look so goddamn beautiful"

Person B, Taking off headphones: "I'm sorry, what was that?"

Person A, panicked: "You look like a butthole bye."

#destiel #harringrove #lawrusso #stucky #icemav #cherik #shassie #sterek #obikin #tangbug #hangster #spuffy #napollya #bullet train #tangerine #ladybug #dean winchester #castiel #billy hargrove #steve harrington #shawn spencer #derek hale #stiles stilinski #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #person a and person b #bryce larkin #chuck bartowski

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "God, you wanna' fuck me so bad it must hurt, huh?"

Person B: "I'm gonna' fuck you so bad it'll hurt."

Person A, stunned: "I don't think that came out the way you meant it, but yes please and thank you."

#destiel #hangster #harringrove #sterek #cherik #stucky #shassie #lawrusso #spuffy #icemav #dean winchester #castiel #jake seresin #hangman #bradley bradshaw #rooster #billy hargrove #steve harrington #derek hale #stiles stilinski #spike #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #iceman #maverick #person a and person b #writing prompt #I'm in a destiel phase and it's strange because I've never watched the show I'm just a POSER #gimbappe #kylivier

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "I give all the goth kids permission to pose for photos at my gravestone"

Person B: "I'd be in every photo because I'd never leave your gravesite."

Person A, teary eyed: "Great. Now you made me sad, and I can never die on top of that."

#spuffy #spangle #hangster #cherik #sterek #destiel #harringrove #shassie #stucky #icemav #spike btvs #buffy summers #angel btvs #hangman #rooster #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #stiles stilinski #derek hale #bucky barnes #steve rogers #dean winchester #Castile Novak #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #steve harrington #billy hargrove #William the bloody currently in possession of my entire hormonal system good LORT