#shassie

[manboobsupremacy]

shout out to "the head, the tail, the whole damn episode" for being the shassie episode <3

like literally. shawn comes up with the ship name in it and tells lassiter hes never been so in love with him

#god theyre so fucking stupid #i love this show and their multishipper nonsense #shassie #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #psych #psych 2006

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍝🦑🪥) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

—————

Juliet: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lassiter: Make his dick hard not his life.

Shawn: Break her bed not her heart.

Gus: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Chief Vick: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Woody: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

———

Gus, watching the news: Some idiot started a fight with a squid at the aquarium.

Shawn, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

———

*after Shassie first kiss*

Shawn: *ranting to Gus about how amazing the kiss was*

Lassiter: *when Juliet asked* Ehh. It was fine. He'd brushed his teeth, at least. Anyways-

#juliet o'hara #juliet o’hara #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #burton guster #chief vick #Karen Vick #woodrow strode #woody strode #Shassie #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych tv show #psych show #incorrect quotes #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes psych #incorrect psych quotes #toast tries to talk

[starfish-spencer]

genuinely what did he mean by this:

Shawn and Jules: break up

Lassie, completely unprompted: HEY HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED DATING MEN IT WOULD BE PRETTY RAD JUST SAYING I THINK KISSING DUDES WOULD BE REALLY COOL NO PARTICULAR REASON THINK ABOUT IT

Shawn, a raging bisexual, who flirted with Lassie for four consecutive years:

@snackhouse @vertigoevolved @pineapple-coffee

#conversations from the discord lol #lassie just got married two episodes ago what is he doing #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #burton guster #juliet o'hara #shassie #psych #psych usa

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships? #yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim

[thegroundhogdidit]

psych is a show about a man and the three people he loves to a frankly insane degree

#and all three of them love him back to an equally insane degree! #psych #shassie #shules #shawngus #i think he should've gotten to unironically kiss them all on the mouth at least once

[sunstitched]

more psych as text posts i made😁🍍

#psych #psych usa #psych tv #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #lassie #shules #shassie #shawn and gus #psych tv show

[yeoldfandomstuff]

I can't get over this picture of Juliet and Lassiter both looking at Shawn like

They both have pretty much the same expression!

I love that these two are actually more similar than people give them credit for and also have the same taste in men.

#psych #shassie

[loverboysgotoheaven]

If I had to describe psych to someone, I'd tell them that it's a show about a dude, who's just a guy, that happens to be scamming his local police department, meanwhile having sexual tension with everyone around him; namely, one Carlton Lassiter

#psych #psych 2006 #shawn spencer #bisexual shawn spencer #shassie #loverboytalks

[mismess]

AAAANNND DIP !

What 10 years does to a mf

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #psych usa #psych 2006 #shassie #art #lekko's art #illustration #i still don't draw backgrounds ever but i tried harder this time lmao #redraw #screenshot redraw #psych the musical #digital art #fanart #fan art #had to save for easter cause it was literally the ten year mark :/ i had to

[greeneyedgoldenchild]

Person A: "What that mouth do princess?"

Person B: "Talk. A lot. Too much, if I'm bein' honest."

#destiel #shassie #hangster #cherik #sterek #butchlander #dean winchester #castiel #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #stiles stilinski #derek hale #homelander #billy butcher

[secondhand-sin]

when you start crushing on the bane of your existence and realize you’re an idiot in love with an idiot <3 <3 <3

rewatching my fav show and ah. the fav ship from my childhood has quite the chokehold on me all over again lmao

#art #digital art #doodle #psych #psych show #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #shassie #shipping #gay ships #fanart #fandom #idiots in love #the grumpy one loves the sunshine one #it’s a classic #otp

[aspiring-creative-person]

I just got a great idea

There’s GOTTA be a fanfiction out there where Lassy, either drunk or angry or something, says something like “I know you’re not psychic because you don’t know about my crush on you!”

And Shawn is like “what”

And Lassy is like “what”

#psych tv #psych 2006 #shassie #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #Shawn Spencer x Carlton Lassiter

[shawnaise]

for all the “hate” lassiter projects towards shawn, I was expecting him to punch shawn immediately after shawn asked him to in s5e5. (it was to keep shawn’s cover from being blown) not only did shawn have to ask repeatedly; lassiter was confused and frankly appalled that shawn would even ask. he didn’t want to hurt him; he never has. hell, I was expecting lassiter to punch him. I was expecting him to say “gladly” but no. shawn had to push him over and over again because the truth is lassiter doesn’t hate shawn. he might even like him a little bit.

#psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #lassieposting #shassieposting #shassie

[starfish-spencer]

Happy April Fool's Day! Don't do this to your coworkers.

Shawn just doesn't know how to flirt, it's fine

Unblurred version because I worked hard on Lassie:

(Click on the photos for better quality :)

#carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #shassie #psych #psych usa

[typicalopposite]

*siiighhhh*

Pspspsps psych fandom! Are yall still out there, cause I need motivation for this fic that has been poking me in my brain for the past week+

#psych #psych fanfiction #psych fandom #shawn spencer #shassie #carlton lassiter

[thegroundhogdidit]

crying screaming throwing up the parallels and character foiling between shawn and lassie like these are two low empathy autistic men who made best friendships with high empathy autistic people and both probably wanted to be detectives growing up and both have trauma and no real understanding of boundaries but one of them grew up constantly being controlled while the other has a strong desire to control his environment and it means that they bash heads with each other because they both want to be in control of the situation i'm putting my head through a brick wall rn

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #shassie #sort of but not really #yeah hold on i'm gonna go dry heave about the parallels