Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍝🦑🪥) (Warning: there will be Shassie)
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Juliet: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Lassiter: Make his dick hard not his life.
Shawn: Break her bed not her heart.
Gus: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Chief Vick: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Woody: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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Gus, watching the news: Some idiot started a fight with a squid at the aquarium.
Shawn, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
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*after Shassie first kiss*
Shawn: *ranting to Gus about how amazing the kiss was*
Lassiter: *when Juliet asked* Ehh. It was fine. He'd brushed his teeth, at least. Anyways-
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Shawn: accurately predicts exactly where Carlton is behind the one-way glass
Me: that mf’s really psychic, isn’t he?
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why couldn't I fixate on something useful like literature or math what the fuck is yaoifying the millennial mom shows going to help with
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Mob Psycho enjoyers need to watch hit late 2000s TV show Psych, and vise versa
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I feel like this might be controversial, but Psych is the best adaptation (inspired not direct) of Sherlock Holmes.
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What I love about the Psych fandom is that we’ve just as a group decided that Shawn is Bi and Lassie is Pan. It’s just accepted and there will be no questions. Thank you.
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Any psych fans still out there?
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Surprised I haven’t seen a crossover quite like this yet so allow me to barge into an untapped market.
Psych and MP100…. Understand my vision
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Alright, alright, hear me out: After he closes Psych and moves to San Fran to be with Jules, Shawn starts a twitch (or youtube) channel where he reads buzzfeed unsolved stories and solves them live.
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Me: you know what wasn't given a fair chance? Psych
My Husband: didn't it get like 8 seasons?
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Just started watching the pilot of Psych w my friends and one was like 'I don't think he's psychic he's just observant' and I'm like my pal that is the premise
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my heart belongs to psych (2006-2014) and it’s themed intros and episodes
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