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Reblog with your score

#ooo interesting #33 #i think

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

#i need this #im a dumbass #am ill got antibiotics feeling better than i was but still rough #but knew there was urgent work that needed to be done so came in today instead #i am ... so tired and its halfway through the day #if the weekend could just take forever and let me sleep ill be happy

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Panther in the rain.

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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

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Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about the English Royal Family, but this PR crisis they're in right now is just wild. Every time you think they're done digging themselves deeper, they haul another bucket of shit up from the bottom of the well they're in.

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You are Gaius Julius Caesar, and it's a lovely day in March.

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i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

#oh so true #there are things i like that im sure if i reccommended people would go ??? #but i love them #i still think theyre amazing #at the mo i feel like primeval and 10th kingdom might come under this #but idk cause i like them so who knows if theyre /good/ #i just think theyre neat"

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look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

#holy heck that is beautiful #i am not a birdie but i would also slap the person next to me and *o* at that #also me gasping at ran on seeing void (black) squirrels in vancouver #and the RACCOON #i got to see a raccoon!!! #tho i do also coo if i see a fox here in the uk and if i were to see a badger

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I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

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why does aziraphale tell crowley he can’t go ninety MILES per hour in central london. are they just fans of the imperial system?

This should be in the FAQs, pinned to the top of the blog.

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Some of your books make it seems like you believe in actual literal magic, do you? ()

I can write down a few words and make people thousands of miles away, whom I have never met and will never meet, laugh tears of joy and cry tears of true sorrow for people who do not exist and have never existed and never will exist. If that isn't actual literal magic I don't know what is.

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genuinely in fucking tears over this

#im wheezing #its too late for this

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Level 2024 unlocked! Congratulations on completing level 2023, and here's to a brand new year of adventures (with 366 stars to collect since it's a leap year)! ⭐

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whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?