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#lyra or susan

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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he is LOOKING

#house md

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

#talking heads

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Heyy!! What are your thoughts on Jaeherys and Alysanne's daughters?

well when your father looks at you and only sees an incarnation of his own sister-wife because you were put on this earth for him to groom into a future child bride for his sons or summarily disposed of it is a bit of a crazymaking situation.

I think the reason Jaehaerys acted inexplicably genuinely shocked every single time one of his teenage daughters got to marrying age and someone suggested that they get married was because he thought that he was going to be the only man in their lives forever because there is something deeply wrong with him. and then their mom is arranging these crazyass matches with older men to live vicariously through them because she never got to choose a partner, so it really is just a complete and total psychosexual codependency enmeshment nightmare.

-think something had to be extremely wrong with valyrian tradwife never allowed to develop an independent identity Alyssa below the surface. because being named the golden child by responding positively to the grooming telling you to peg your brother and wanting to birth him an entire army of sons before dying at 23 definitely speaks to….something. where else do daemon‘s mommy issues come from

-Daella exists to be a victim and dies giving birth to her daughter who also exists to be a victim. sacrificial lamb parthenogenesis.

-Maegelle got out of everything else simply by being conceived with the explicit intention of being a living tithe. somehow the least crazy situation on this list. 

-I don’t know whether or not it is intentional that Saera is written exhibiting so many of the behaviors indicative of being a CSA victim. hypersexual alcoholic dysregulated fifteen year-old being held down and forced to watch her father chop her boyfriend in half by her mom‘s codependent female bodyguard is an experience you could throw the entire works of Sigmund Freud at and come up lacking. i hope lys was nice.

-Viserra being exiled for absorbing too much of the Targaryen grooming background radiation and getting falling down drunk at 15 before making a move on her brother. this just keeps happening to them. I’m sure it’s a coincidence. insane that Alysanne really felt like she was competing with her own daughter here because I know she was a #boymom with baelon and aemon.

-I think it’s interesting how no one mentions Gael ever again after she kills herself and no one seems to think of her at all given the fact that she’s daemon’s age and presumably would’ve interacted with any of the grandkids. I know it’s because textually she’s just an afterthought, but I think it would be interesting if her yellow wallpaper ass existence and the fact that she is basically a pet for her mother her entire life just sort of renders her posthumously unspeakable. no one wants to talk about what happened to her.

#asoiaf #alyssa damn near word for word quoting randyll tarly before she dies giving birth #georg why

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In your mind Who was the father of Gaels stillborn child? A random Singer? A Kingsguard? One Of her brothers? Jaehaerys himself?

if i wanted to be messy i could say well isn’t it kind of weird daemon who was gael’s same age did get unceremoniously and unwillingly married off far far away to the vale right around that time as arranged by queen alysanne gael’s codependent mother herself.

but really i don’t think it matters the whole point to me if there even is a point beyond her single paragraph of flavor text is that she is so isolated and no one knows her at all for her whole life that even the circumstances surrounding her decision to end it are hidden and obscured until both of her parents die years later.

#asoiaf #the way it's emphasised over and over that she never left her mother's side and even slept in her bed but someone™ got her pregnant anyway #it was jaehaerys #kill violence violence gun kill etc

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

#fave

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How's your day been?

yeah jesus x judas counts as historical rpf

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Yes!! Finally, my first self made GIF. Wanted to gif this outtake so bad. Tim's cynacle laugh. Priceless....

#tim roth #i consider myself a (mostly) unironic lucky numbers enjoyer #but that's 90% bc gig is the fruitiest character tim roth ever played #limp your wrist more babygirl

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#the simpsons

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Johnny Cash’s song on prison abolition, about San Quentin prison specifically, performed for the inmates of San Quentin prison.

San Quentin, what good do you think you do? Do you think I’ll be different when you’re through? You bend my heart and mind and you warp my soul, And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold.

San Quentin, may you rot and burn in hell. May your walls fall and may I live to tell. May all the world forget you ever stood. And may all the world regret you did no good. San Quentin, I hate every inch of you!

#johnny cash #the fire in his eyes #and the tears in theirs #realest mf

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ah ... I see you've caught me balancing on my baul!

#dogs

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#kill bill

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system of a clown haha

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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang