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@ask-mr-stevie-cocker I just read your URL to the tune of Harry Freakin' Potter from AVPS
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What would you do if HYPOTHETICALLY 👀Sheena was bisexual?
Bisexual? I'd be impressed! I'm trash at learning languages. No hablo Espanol.
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I am in your walls
Mr Cocker: I would like to apologise for my outburst earlier. In my defence… I am lactose intolerant.
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I love how everyone in this (miniscule) fandom all agrees on one thing. Fuck Mr Cocker.
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Eileen: Oh, Michael, I'm gonna miss you!
Michael, patting her on the shoulder: You're gonna miss me too.
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Eileen: Have you ever read a book?
Cyndi: HAVE YOU EVER NOT READ A BOOK?
Eileen: NO!
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Michael: Brave? Me? …Yeah.
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Tiffany: It's alright, Eileen-
Cyndi: Don't comfort her, she's fucking weird.
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Laura: Everyone, there's something we need to tell you!
Debbie: IT'S MICHAEL. HE'S A DICK!
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Mr Cocker: I would like to apologise for my outburst earlier. In my defence… I am lactose intolerant.
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Cyndi: Billy!
Billy: How the fuck d’you know it was me?
Cyndi: Because it is you, you're just wearing different clothes.
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Corey Snr, talking about his time in highschool: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.
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Billy: Don't get me wrong, I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay, but that was kind of strange cause that stack of hay was my cousin!
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Billy: *Flips sunglasses off*
Michael: Why did you do that?
Billy: Cause it was cool.
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Corey Jnr: Uh, well, you know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit? And there's always one small runt of a coyote that's being kept from the meal?
Tiffany: Yes?
Corey Jnr: I'm like the rabbit.
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Cyndi: But it wasn't my fault, I mean, how did they expect me to pass all those tests… if I didn't know any of the answers?
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Michael: And that was my childhood trauma.
Michael: *Looks at camera*
Michael: Privilege.
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