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Loke, babysitting for Gray & Juvia: Okay Greige, let’s get some ice cream!

Greige: YAY!

Random Royal Army Guy: Hey, is this kid your little brother or something?

Loke: Huh? Oh, nah, I’m babysitting for my friend.

RRAG: Uh-huh, he seems to like you a lot…

Loke: Isn’t that better than the opposite?

RRAG: Hey little buddy, do you know this man?

Greige: YEAH! He’s actually a celestial spirit! Loke the Lion!

RRAG: hmm…13 years on the job and my gut says this is bad.

Loke: GET A NEW JOB!

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #greige #loke the lion #source: disastrous life of Saiki K

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Jura is probably the only one brave enough to pick Lyon up like a misbehaving kitten whenever he’s threatening murder on some poor sucker. 

#this has my stamp of approval #jura neekis #lyon vastia #fairy tail

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DURING THE 7 YEAR GAP

Kinana, still very new to the guild: oh you guys are choosing this job?

Biska: Yup! Now, just remember to tell the client we’re on our way. Macao can help you.

Kinana: Thank you, I will! I don’t know what to say…

Biska: Oh, no, it’s okay —

Kinana: May the gods guide you on your journey?

Alzack: …yes.

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #source: the office #Kinana #Biska #alzack connell #incorrect fairy tail quotes

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Elfman: Do you know if Evergreen is looking for a long-term thing, or if she’d be cool just hanging out?

Lisanna: I have no idea, but I can find out!

Later

Evergreen: Oh, long-term, definitely. But don’t tell him that, I don’t want him over-confident. Just tell him that I’m up for anything. I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows.

Lisanna:…thanks, Evergreen.

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #elfman strauss #lisanna strauss #evergreen #source: the office

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Cana: Let me stop you right there.

Gray: Okay bu—

Cana: and leave.

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #cana alberona #gray fullbuster #source: the office

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This is why I read the reddit comments

#I’m on so many watchlists for real #I’ve gone down rabbit holes about black holes #how to 3D print a gun #what it feels like to be shot and by what bullet and where #ancient Chinese instruments #Japanese mythology and folklore #the anatomy of a parrot #the boiling temperature of both blood and sugar #and SO much more #some for fics others for OG work

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one thing about the batman I truly loved is that when he was around other people like the cops and whatever it WAS abundantly clear how absolutely weird it was that he’s walking around dressed like that. like I feel like a lot of modern day superhero movies manage to tonally just make the heroes look cool, but while the suit definitely looked cool it was also just like. clear he was a fucking weirdo for it lmfao

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Cana: Anyways so, Natsu -

Natsu: Call me Salamander.

Cana: …Natsu, I had a cute date idea for you and Lucy.

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #natsu dragneel #cana alberona #source: hazbin hotel

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your abstract concept fucking bit me

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Juvia: Okay, I’ll be home soon. Hey what’s that bubbling noise? Are you making your rosé sauce?

Gray: Yup, just like you like it!

Juvia: Are you wearing a shirt so you don’t get burnt?

Gray: …yes

Juvia: What colour is it?

Gray: ummm…uh…DAMMIT *hangs up*

#fairy tail incorrect quotes #fairy tail #gray fullbuster #juvia lockser #source: seinfeld

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Gray: and what happened after the show?

Erza: Nothing, Jellal walked me home.

Gray: To your door?

Erza: Yeah.

Gray: Then that’s a date! He walked you home after dinner and a show!

Erza: That doesn’t make it a date.

Gray: Well, I never walk you home.

Erza: That’s because you’re a jackass.

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #gray fullbuster #erza scarlet #source: seinfeld

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Elfman: It’s not a crime to hit someone with a magic-mobile by accident, right?

Mira: not if you don’t look while you’re doing it!

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #mirajane strauss #elfman strauss

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Jellal: You do the crime, you get the…crime

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #jellal fernandes #source: monster factory

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Natsu: aw shit I accidentally put a fireworks launcher in here

Lucy: HOW?!

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #source: monster factory

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Leon: Once more, but more wizard-y

Gray: I want to kill myself.

Leon: GOOD! Use that!

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #gray fullbuster #leon bastia #source: community #get it #bc grays fucking go to solution for any minor inconvenience is Iced She’ll

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Lucy: Well, here we are, out in the woods, like sane people do.

Natsu: Well yeah, it’s the woods. That’s totally normal.

Wendy: At night?

Gray: Okay that’s a little different.

#fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #gray fullbuster #wendy marvell #source: ghost files

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Imagine if you survived taking a railroad spike to the brain but you didn't get any personality changes out of it but everyone was constantly assuming that you did and it made you notably more irritable than you used to be