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Catherine: If I fall…
Otose: I’ll be there to catch you.
Tama: What if I fall?
Otose: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Gintoki: And if I fall?
Otose: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Katsura: don’t panic, i have a few bombs up my sleeve for situations like this
Shinpachi: don’t you mean tricks?
Gintoki, watching Katsura blow up the nearest wall: No, he doesn't
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Matako: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Takasugi: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Matako: That's not better!
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Sougo: Like it's MY fault that my love language is acts of service and all I know to do is to kill
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Katsura: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Gintoki: Manslaughter it is.
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Kagura, to the Jouishishi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Sakamoto: "Prettiest Smile"
Katsura: "Nicest Personality"
Gintoki: "Most Likely to start a bar fight"
Takasugi: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"
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Kagura: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Shinpachi: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Kagura: I don't have time for their problems
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Yamazaki, to Hijikata: Why can't I dress however I want? In legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Kondou, sternly: Yamazaki this is real life, not an excellent movie!
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what is gintama about?
-> there's no pressure on having a big purpose or no meaning. life means what you want it to be whether good or-
-> puke
what is gintama about?
-> staying alive despite it all. living for the sake of living. living and caring and -
-> balls
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These space pirates have finally been caught!
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Black haired anime guy Extra Showdown Round 1 Bracket 16
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ULTIMATE WHITE-HAIRED ANIME GUY TOURNAMENT ROUND 2
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rub salt into the wound
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