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FEE: Mufasa's death scene made me cry again.
DADE: It’s okay, he's not a real horse, it's a cartoon.
FEE: .....horse?
FEE: HORSE!?!?
DADE: In my defence, I've never seen it.
FEE: IT’S CALLED THE LION KING, DADE!!
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FEE: Hey Mrs. Beaks, what gets Kool-Aid stains out of burlap?
FOO: We already know that the opposite color Kool-Aid doesn’t work.
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FEE: (spots a bowl with a goldfish in it on the floor) Who left this goldfish out here? Were you having a goldfish drinking contest? Because my record is 11 before I barf.
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PIRI PIRI: (holding a camera) I’m making a short film based on my life, Dade I want you to play the role of my father.
DADE: I don’t want to be your father.
PIRI PIRI: Perfect, you already know your lines.
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FEE: Ah yes, swords, nature’s knives.
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ROOTER: What's wrong mate? You look like a busker whose lost his didgeridoo.
HARVEY: What does that mean?
ROOTER: I forget. I left Australia when I was 4.
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FEE: Only two things, scare me, and one is losing my brother!
HARVEY: What's the other?
FEE: 'scuse me
HARVEY:  What's the other thing that scares you?
FEE: ..............Carnies.
HARVEY: What?
FEE: Circus folk.  Nomads, you know.  Smell like cabbage.       Small Hands.
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MIRIAM: You know, once we get the mattress, we'll have to break it in.
IRVING:  Oh, I hear what your saying. Mattress trampoline!
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Harvey and Princess playing a trading card game...
HARVEY: Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
PRINCESS: Yeah, so?
HARVEY: That's against the rules!
PRINCESS: Screw the rules, I have money!
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HARVEY: Hey, what's that noise coming from the garage?
FEE: The ‘garage’?  Hey Foo, the ‘garage’!  Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman.
HARVEY: Well, what do you call it?
FEE: A car hole.
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MIRIAM: Fee, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
FEE: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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You guys know you can submit quotes, right?
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HARVEY: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
CLAIRE: My Mom always says, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact; she makes me cry a lot.
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FEE: Say, anyone ever tell you your face looks like a buttcrack?
DADE: Yes. If you must know, a Six Flags caricature artist once said that. I refused to look at the drawing and I refused payment.
FEE: I bought it.
(Fee holds up caricature of Dade with a surfboard. His face in the drawing looks like a buttcrack).
FEE: (dancing and singing to the tune of "We Like to Party" by the Vengaboys) Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack!
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FEE: I’m bored! Let’s go home.
HARVEY: We parachuted here!
FEE: Yeah, I know! Cause it was cheaper.
HARVEY: The ticket said one way!
FEE: Round trip was insane! You wanna pay those prices? Be my guest.
HARVEY: If we had rented a boat, like I wanted. We could go back on the boat and go home!
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ROOTER: No! Stop torturing me! Okay, I admit it! I'm not really Australian, I'm from New Zealand! Is that what you wanted to hear, you bastards?
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When the Beaks and the twins went to Randl's Rentls one time...
FOO: (spots a TV set) Oh, look, a shiny box! I must worship it!
TV ACTOR: Sorry, baby, but I'm a rebel. A loner, if you will, and I can't—
(TV turns to static)
BLARGUS ON TV: KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! ...
HARVEY: Foo, are you alright?
FOO: (monotone) Must... kill... family...
RANDL: What's the matter, kid? You never seen the Kill Your Family show before?
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