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Ryoma: Get him on the phone, I want him on the phone RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!
Wang-tang, hanging Falcon the phone: It's for you.
Falcon, cherry: Yello
Ryoma, frustrated: What did you do?
Falcon. Alright.
Falcon: But you can't be mad at me.
Ryoma: What. did you do?
Falcon. Okay, first...
Falcon: I was minding my own business.
Ryoma: BULLSHIT!!
Falcon: I waaas.
Ryoma: And exactly what happened while you were "minding your own busniess"?
Falcon: So I was just relaxing in my room, and then these shmucks kicked in my door! Then one of them said; GET ON YOUR KNEES! And I responded with; I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!
Falcon: And they took exception to that. And you know how that song and dance goes.
Ryoma: Hmm...
Ryoma: And what happened to the last one?
Falcon, smirking: Pussed out like a bitch.
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Ryoma: Are you alright?
Wang-Tang, crying: Yeah, it's the onions.
Ryoma, to the onions: What the fuck did you say to Wang-Tang?
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Gunrock: what’s the worst decision you made while drunk?
Falcon: not to brag or anything, but I don’t need to drink to make bad decisions
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Ryoma: They’re here.
Falcon: You think it’s a trap?
Ryoma: Definitely.
Falcon: You wanna go spring it?
Ryoma: Absolutely.
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Wang-Tang: Is that a dog in a car? Hey! Hey! Where'd you learn to drive?
Falcon: Woof
Wang-Tang: What?
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Ryoma, walking downstairs going past the powerstone crew: You're all going to hell, except Wang-Tang, goodbye.
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Falcon: From now on, we fuck up everything together.
Ryoma: No.
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Falcon: You can’t rush perfection.
Accel: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
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Ryoma: So what’s the new rule here?
Ayame: No daring Falcon to do stupid stuff!
Ryoma: Why?
Falcon, grumpily: Because I have no regard for my personal well being...
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Falcon: Where’s your costume?
Ryoma: This is my costume, I’m a homicidal maniac. They look like everyone else.
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Ryoma: (Addressing the entire powerstone cast): Alright, listen up you little shits!
Ryoma: Not you Wang-Tang. You're sweet and we're thrilled you're here.
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The entire powerstone cast: This is the worst thing you’ve ever done!
Valgas: You say that so much it’s lost all meaning.
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Wang-Tang: Is it okay if I swear?
Sensie: Yes, Wang-Tang, I will allow you to swear.
Wang-Tang: F.
Sensei: Yes, go on.
Wang-Tang: I'm nervous.
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Falcon: valgas is a bitch.
Ryoma: He's dead.
Falcon: Dying did not make him any less of a bitch.
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Ryoma: This was the best vacation ever.
Wang-Tang: Ryoma, we lost Falcon!
Ryoma: As I said… Best. Vacation. Ever.
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Ryoma: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Valgas: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Falcon: Are you awake?
Ryoma, growling: What the fuck do you want?
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