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Mulori: What did you order this morning?

Oegwipari: What do you mean?

Mulori: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Commander Jogjebi: You know you can die from that, right?

Mulmangcho: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Aekku: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Oegwipari: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #commander jogjebi #mulmangcho #aekku #oegwipari

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Aekku: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #aekku

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Mulmangcho: Before coffee, I hate everybody.

Mulmangcho: After coffee I feel good about hating everybody.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #mulmangcho

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Oegwipari: Since we got home on leave, you haven’t left this house.

Mulmangcho: Of course I haven’t. People are out there and they suck.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #oegwipari #mulmangcho

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Oegwipari: *trips over Juldarami and Geumsaegi on the beach at night*

Oegwipari: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I interrupted your date!

Geumsaegi: Oh, this isn’t a date. We’re just friends. But thanks for not assuming because we are both gay.

Oegwipari: …

Oegwipari: Hey, what’s your name?

Juldarami: Juldarami.

Oegwipari: Juldarami, sweetie, I am so sorry this dumbass is so dumb that he doesn’t realize this is a date.

Geumsaegi: What?! What do you mean? What does he mean?! IS this a date?!

Juldarami: I mean, yeah, I kinda hoped it was.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #shipping quote #oegwipari #geumsaegi #juldarami #juldarami/geumsaegi

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Juldarami: What could you possibly need to go to therapy for?

Aekku: You want the full list or just what you’re responsible for?

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #juldarami #aekku

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Geumsaegi: You said you were going on some spiritual retreat.

Mulmangcho: Nameste.

Geumsaegi: And you’re supposed to be dead.

Aekku: I got better?

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #geumsaegi #mulmangcho #aekku

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Commander Jogjebi: Please stop framing me for murder. Just because I killed 1,846 people doesn’t mean I killed that specific one.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #commander jogjebi

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Mulrori: You know there’s a rumor going around?

Aekku: What, that we’re gay for each other?

Mulmangcho: *gasps* Oh my god, chestnuts! *grabs them*

Aekku: Yeah, see, I’m straight, but if there was a guy that I would marry, it would be Mulmangcho.

Mulori: What do you think about that, Mulmangcho?

Mulmangcho: *swallows* I think that isn’t helping with the rumors.

Mulori: I think that kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumors.

Aekku: Yeah I’m just mad he didn’t give me enough tongue.

Mulmangcho: *spits out his food*

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #shipping quote #mulori #aekku #mulmangcho #aekku/mulmangcho

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Vixen: Mulmangcho has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch.

Vixen: Hey, Mulmangcho. Who carved Mt. Wolfsmore?

Mulmangcho: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it.

Vixen: And what state is it in?

Mulmangcho: I DON’T KNOW! Ottersland or something?!

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #lieutenant vixen #officer yeou #mulmangcho

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Aekku: You know, Mulori, any time someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the idea of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.

Mulori: *stares in shock*

Aekku: …what? Just because I’m a weasel doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #aekku #mulori

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Mulmangcho: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

Aekku: *gives Mulmangcho a strange look and hands him a piece of gum*

(Later)

Mulmangcho: Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. You know, I could have said “Gum would be nice” or “I’ll have a stick, thank you” but nooo. To me, gum would be perfection.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #mulmangcho #aekku

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Mulmangcho: Am I weird?

Aekku: Yes, but you’re hot so it’s easier to put up with.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #shipping quote #mulmangcho #aekku #aekku/mulmangcho

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Oegwipari: What if a tree cries every time we eat fruit?

Oegwipari: Cause like, fruit are tree babies.

Oegwipari: So everytime we’re eating an apple or something, we’re eating their baby!

Mulmangcho: We’re eating their ovaries actually.

Aekku: It is three in the morning, go the fuck to sleep.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #oegwipari #mulmangcho #aekku

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Mulmangcho: Maybe because you’re skinny and maybe because you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others. And I hate you and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Geumsaegi: …you think I’m pretty?

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #mulmangcho #geumsaegi

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Mulmangcho: Gay sex will probably not fix this situation. In fact, it will probably make it worse. That being said I think I should give it a shot anyway.

#incorrect quotes #squirrel and hedgehog #general quote #mulmangcho #nsfw #what situation is it? #well #that’s up to you