Mulmangcho: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Commander Jogjebi: What? No, I—
Geumsaegi: *enters room*
Mulmangcho: *jaw clenches*
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little brother duo supremacy
edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,
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mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me
(ids in alt)
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Percy: Several traffic violations.
Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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James: so are we flirting right now?
Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
James: that doesn't answer my question
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Got this from one of those incorrect quote generator things
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TWST Incorrect quotes#612 WARRIOR-
Lilia*Head stuck between your thighs*YOU SAY THAT IF I WON'T TAP OUT, YOU'LL SUFFOCATE ME?
Yuu*Looking a down at him with a raised brow*???
Lilia: BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!-
Lilia:*Holding your thighs making them squish his face more*TO DIE BY THIGH, IS THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR!?!
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funky little guys
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Aekku: And you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.
Mulori, eyes narrowing: Go on.
Aekku: …no. I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.
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Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*
Natasha: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
Natasha: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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To be fair it'd be fun to attend your own funeral
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Dick: Proud member of the “never tried to kill Tim club”
Jason: “kill” is a strong word for it-
Tim: No-no I think it fits.
Jason: It was a squabble, really.
Tim: Twice. First you beat the shit out me in the tower-
Jason: I was going through shit. There’s songs for going through breakups, not waking up from the dead-
Tim: Then you stab me!
Jason: It was a jab-
Tim: you left me bleeding in a weird murder cave-
Dick: You did say you killed him that time-
Jason: For dramatic effect! I’m a theater kid!
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Charlie: Just be yourself.
Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Angel Dust: Couple weeks.
Husk: Six months.
Alastor: Jury’s still out.
Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?
Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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