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Deet: Bottling up all of your feelings is not healthy!

Rian, kicking 17 Emotion Bottles™ under the couch: Yeah for sure

#the dark crystal #aor #incorrect quotes #the dark crystal: age of resistance #deet #rian

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Ordon: Please don't do anything stupid during the mission

Rian: Come on, you know who you're talking too, do you even have to say that?

Ordon: You're right... Mira, make sure Rian doesn't do anything stupid during the mission

Mira: I'll try

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Tavra: It has come to my attention that you have been harrassing Brea

Seladon: I wouldn't say "harassing" as much as persistently tormenting

#tdc #tdc aor #the dark crystal #age of resistance

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Gurjin: 

Naia: Shut up.

Gurjin: I didn’t even say anything.

Naia: You’re standing near me. I can practically hear all the stupid things you’re thinking.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Gurjin #Naia

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Deet: We'll go with you.

Rian: I can't risk losing anyone I care about.

Gurjin: I'll go.

Rian: Okay.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Deet #Rian #Gurjin

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Deet: Let’s all be humble and say our flaws out loud. I’ll start. Sometimes I’m too naive.

Naia: I act too bossy sometimes.

Kylan: I guess I’m too flighty?

Rian: I’m too defensive.

Brea: Uh, I’m sort of selfish?

Gurjin: I have no flaws.

Everyone:

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Deet #Naia #Kylan #Rian #Brea #Gurjin

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Onica, to Brea: Your future is full with struggle and anguish, most of it self-inflicted.

Brea: But you didn't read my palms or anything.

Onica: I didn't need to, it's written all over your face.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Onica #Brea

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Ordon: I taught Rian honor.

Maudra Fara: Honor? You didn’t teach shit. You fucked up a perfectly good kid, that’s what you did. Look at him, he‘s got anxiety.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Ordon #Rian #Maudra Fara

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Gurjin: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six. 

Naia: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Gurjin #Naia

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Rian: I can’t take this anymore. Please take me out.

Deet: In a date kind of way or an assassination way?

Rian: Surprise me.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Rian #Deet

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Naia, patting her chest: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Naia

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Brea: Don't you ever just miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Rian: I never had one.

Brea: An imagination or a childhood?

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Brea #Rian

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Brea: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Rian: Can't relate.

Deet: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Brea #Rian #Deet

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Seladon: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Naia: As defending champion, are you nervous?

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Seladon #Naia

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Tavra: I promised mother we wouldn't do anything stupid!

Brea: Why would you lie to our mother like that?

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Tavra #Brea

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Kylan: You're ignoring all your problems.

Rian: I know.

Kylan: You know that's unhealthy, right?

Rian: I'm going to be ignoring that as well.

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Kylan #Rian

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Deet, jokingly: You’re not allowed to fall in love with me.

Rian: Won’t be a problem.

Rian, a week later: T H E R E S   A   P R O B L E M

#the dark crystal #the dark crystal: aor #the dark crystal: age of resistance #aor #age of resistance #incorrect quotes #q #Deet #Rian