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Blair: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them it’s 'intelligent' and 'really cool'.

Blair: but when I do it I’m 'petty' and 'need to let it go'.

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Dan: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Blair: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Serena: *chewing*

Blair: what’s in your mouth

Serena: *chews faster*

Blair: SERENA WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!

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the best thing is to be a serenate stan in this day and age… because they’re a ship that weren’t endgame, that didn’t get so much in canon to work with if we’re being honest, but nowadays everyone recognizes and agrees that they had the biggest otp potential of all time (even if they started with a controversial trope) and that they’re the endgame we all deserved, and it just proves what i’ve known since 2008 lol (that i was RIGHT)

#you can't change my mind

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Serena: if someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take it?

Blair: I’m not gonna turn down $200 because someone else has bad eyesight

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Dan: Wow Serena, that's really embarrassing.

Serena: You run a fan blog about me so you don't get to talk.

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Chuck: I bought a bundle of novelty shirts from the gift shop. This one says 'whats up beaches' instead of bitches for humor reasons.

Serena: But you hate humor!

Chuck: Well I'm a joke now, so it suits me!

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Blair: I want you to know that I used to think their was no man on earth good enough for Serena.

Dan: Aww

Blair: and I still think that.

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Dan: Capitalism just means the rich keep on getting richer while the poor work three jobs and still can't even afford basic necessities.

Chuck: That's a sad story. Would yo like me to get my private 27 piece orchestra to play you a sad song?

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Chuck: My dad died of natural causes.

Dan: Didn't you basically push him off the roof?

Chuck: Gravity is natural.

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Dan: *Tears up*

Blair: We're not at that stage of friendship yet. Please do not cry in front of me.

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Nate: can you be quiet? I'm trying to think.

Blair: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time can be difficult.

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Chuck: Where's Blair? I need her to help me study

Serena: She's not here, but me and Nate could always help.

Chuck: Really, Whats the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Nate: Don't answer that! he's trying to trick us with made up words.

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Blair: I miss Serena.

Chuck: well, you still have me!

Blair: it’s not the same. I can talk to Serena about things that I can't talk to you about.

Chuck: like what?

Blair: the annoying things that you do.

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Nate: I did a bad thing

Chuck: Does it affect me?

Nate: No

Chuck: Then suffer in silence.

Nate: It involves Blair

Chuck: What the fuck did you do!?

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Blair, in the pool: I'm living my best life!

Nate: Serena's drowning.

Blair: This isn't about her

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