seungjun: i’m the type of person who likes to think things through.
youjin: remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?
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heejun: i’ve been talking about music on twitter a lot and people really like it.
jihun: no, all you do i screenshot stuff and say “it's a bop”.
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inseong: it's not gonna work, i'm not a snitch.
cop: fine, let's try something else. tag a friend who you recently robbed a bank with.
inseong: LMAOOOOOOO @HEEJUN
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youjin: well, i’m glad you’re back. i can make those grilled cheese sandwiches you like, with the crusts cut off.
heejun: youjin, i’m an adult… i eat crusts now.
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heejun, handing youjin a balloon: i have no soul! have a nice day!!
youjin, walking away with the balloon: i don’t have one either
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police cars: *sound of sirens nearby*
inseong, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: they've found me.
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jihun, in court: your honor i would like to plead guilty and also request the death penalty
judge:this is… a parking ticket…
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heejun: at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background
heejun: nevermind, youjin says i can’t do that
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everyone to heejun: i feel bad for 5’ 11" boys like you were so close. you almost made it.
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jihun: you made me watch all eight harry potter movies. i don’t even like harry potter.
seungjun: that’s insane, you love harry potter! you’ve seen all eight movies!
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jihun: don’t underestimate us. our team’s motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time.'
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heejun to knk: hey, if we don’t make it through the night, i want you guys to know–and i really mean this–i wish i had branched out and made more friends in my 20s
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jihun: sometimes when we disagree you’re so passionate i feel like i’m arguing with the sun.
inseong: what?! that is totally crazy i am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!!!
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inseong: i’m sorry, what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness
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inseong: netflix and chill
jihun: blockbuster and cockthruster
heejun: imax and climax
youjin: church and praying for forgiveness
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jihun: anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
youjin: can't relate
seungjun: why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins
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heejun: youjin, can i give you some advice?
youjin: absolutely not.
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