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Mac: good night jessie,im going to bed early tonight.

Jasper:

Mac: is that the sun?

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Jasper: i have a new hoodie.

Mac: we have a new hoodie.

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Jo *stabbing the air between mac and jasper with a knife*

Jasper: what are you doing?

Jo: trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

Jo: is isnt working.

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After macgyversheriff gets married.

Jasper: your an idiot.

Mac: i'm your idiot *points to wedding ring* FOREVER!

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Mac: on no you dont want me, im a handful.

Jasper confidently: i have two hands.

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Mac: while jesse's gone im gonna burn all of my shirts.

Chickee: why?

Mac: because he's like 95% of my inpulse control.

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Mac: three months!

Chickee: whats that about?

Jasper: its nothing.

Mac: you sat by and watched me water a fake plant for three months!

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Mac while being attacked by police dogs: Whats his name?

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Mac: look im melting butter.

Jasper: good job angel, you now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

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Stevie : i crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell some one how much i absolutely adore them.

Jasper holding a pouting mac : and abolutely slaughtering them at mario kart.

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Mac,on his phone at 2am: jeez a north dakota woman strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

Jasper trying to sleep next to him: yes.

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Mac: name a more iconic duo than my abandoment and fear of self isolation ill wait

Jasper: me and you

Mac tearing up: ok

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Random person: so how's married life treating you?

Jasper: mac got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Jasper: he said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"

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Mac: I can fix that.

Jasper: im calling a professional.

Mac: i am a professional.

Jasper: yeah a professional dumbass

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Jasper: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Mac: I wake up at 6am.

Jasper: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

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Jasper:truth or dare?

Mac:truth.

Jasper:how many hours of sleep did you get last night?

Mac:dare.

Jasper:go to sleep.

Mac:i dont like this game.

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