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Have you seen the new book cover? It looks like a fanfic 💀
i haven't read any of the books in so long... gonna check it out right now
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Have you seen the new book cover? It looks like a fanfic 💀
i haven't read any of the books in so long... gonna check it out right now
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Lily: Self care is drinking a fourth pot of coffee and joining a gang.
Karim: I am begging you to just take a nap and shut up.
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Edmund: You look beautiful today.
Ella: Thank-
Edmund: Ha! April Fools!
Edmund: You look beautiful everyday!
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Lilly: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Ella: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Lilly: Not when you’re playing with Rikkard. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Lilly: Am I a bad girl? Rikkard: Yeah you’re a bad girl. Lilly: Oh yeah? Lilly: pulls him closer Lilly: So how bad am I? Rikkard, remembering Lilly said she didn’t want dessert and then ate his: You’re a fucking nightmare.
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Lilly: Rikkard and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other
Rikkard: We've been awake for four days
Lilly: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THAT THEY WERE WRONG-
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Lilly: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Rikkard: Three words.
Lilly:
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Rikkard: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Lilly: But- that’s just a trash can.
Rikkard: It sure is!
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rikkard: *saying something in french*
lilly, sighing: yes, i know
karim: you understand french?
lilly: no i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language he speaks
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Ella: Okay, final question. You and Lilly have a dinner date booked at seven. What time do you arrive?
Rikkard: Seven. AM. Check out the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, kill him. Dispose of the body, and no later than 4:30.
Ella:
Ella: You’re ready.
Rikkard: Really?
Ella: No. Everything you said was insane.
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Rikkard: The phrase “free as a bird” is often misused. It means you don’t have to pay for them. See a bird? Pick it up. It’s yours now. I have 4 hawks, 10 pigeons, 23 crows, and a penguin.
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Lilly: *sitting in court on trial for murder* wow. god forbid women do anything. 
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Lilly: Love is dumb.
Lilly, glancing at Rikkard: And I'm the dumbest bitch alive.
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Lilly: I have a crippling fear of the Backstreet Boys.
Rikkard: Tell me why.
Lilly: *screams*
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Hairdresser: How would you like your haircut?
Lilly: Preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass
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Rikkard: I've caught this stupid disease because of Lilly.
Lilly: For the last time, feelings are not an illness.
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