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I couldn’t find a Kinkmas challenge that ran all month so I made one. Prompt list below the cut. Please feel free to join in, this hellscape of a year deserves some smut to send it out in style. 

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31. aftercare | hand holding

Fandom: Criminal Minds

Squares/Prompts used:

#kinktober2020 31. aftercare | hand holding

@cm-kinkbingo​ aftercare

Warnings: Nothing explicit, post-smut, fluffy

Pairing/s: Emily Prentiss x Reader x Spencer Reid

Authors Note: I have had an absolute blast doing Kinktober. If you’ve liked any of my creations for the trio please follow and reblog. They’re all in a collection on AO3.

Word count: 277

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Your aftercare rituals varied as much as your sex lives but it was the one constant you shared with both partners. Checking each other’s colours happened throughout your sessions, but occasionally one of you dropped either during or after sex. You’d learned what worked best for each of you when this happened, orange energy drink and toast for you, jello and water for Spence, lemonade and crackers for Emily.

Most times you just enjoyed being close to one another, lying in bed or relaxing wherever you happened to be for a few moments was grounding. With you and Spence both having huge praise kinks it was common to hear words of affection and appreciation and despite the cliche you all found yourselves expressing your love for one another during the post coital haze.

If it was chilly you’d gather blankets and cuddle together, hands lazily drawing patterns on each other’s skin, frequently being pulled to sleep by someone stroking your hair. In the heat of southern summers when you were sweaty but satisfied you’d reach for your lovers hand and entwine your fingers while you recovered. If you’d gotten adventurous and there had been spanking involved you had a lush smelling lotion that you broke out and massaged into red skin. Any kind of blindfold or restraint yielded extra touches, stretching out limbs and rubbing wrists and ankles.

No matter what any of you needed aftercare was as constant as consent checks, making your unusual little triad the healthiest sexual relationship any of you had ever experienced. You revealed in the care you took of each other, it only served to grow your bond and strengthen your relationships.

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29. lap dance

Fandom: Criminal Minds

Squares/Prompts used:

#kinktober2020 29. lap dance

@cmbingo​ team dinner

@cm-kinkbingo​ free space

Warnings:Smut, fluff, consumption of alcohol

Pairing/s: Emily Prentiss x Reader x Spencer Reid

Word count: 1242

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The large circular table on Rossi’s patio was packed to capacity and relaxed conversations thrummed through the warm summer evening like cicada song. You were sat back in your chair nursing a half glass of white wine. Rossi was a true host, if your glass dipped below a certain level he topped it up and you were already feeling quite merry. Somehow the chatter turned to sharing the funniest work stories, the time Garcia had told their unit chief to talk dirty to her, Spencer and Morgan getting stuck in an elevator and freaking out. Garcia had a whole heap from the time she had been in protective custody and couldn’t leave the BAU, she had found out all kinds of secrets, Rossi’s secret food stash had never recovered.

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27. orgasm control/denial

Fandom: Criminal Minds

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#kinktober2020 27. orgasm control/denial

Warnings: Smut, edging, overstimulation, explicit sexual content

Pairing/s: Emily Prentiss x Reader x Spencer Reid

Word count: 784

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Despite popular opinion, Spencer Reid was quite experimental when it came to sex. Natural curiosity and a steep learning curve had given him both stamina and excellent knowledge of his own body long before you and Emily had gotten him into bed. While Emily preferred the dominant role Spencer was a true switch and he had a bratty streak that rivalled your own. So when it came time for Em to dole out a little punishment for the two of you it was no surprise that he was tough to break.

You were sitting on opposite ends of the couch, backs against the armrests so you were looking at each other. Em had draped herself in an armchair and was directing you both, the wicked gleam in her eyes showing no sign of fading anytime soon. Her favourite toy was inside you, it’s antenna resting against your clit and she had it turned up to the maximum. You were holding on to the couch for dear life, soaked in sweat and shaking as your fifth orgasm was wrung from your spent body. The vibrations eased a little but didn’t stop, Emily, looking up from the app on her phone with a satisfied smile. Her eyes moved from your limp form to Spencers tense one at the other end of the couch. She had instructed him to edge himself to near orgasm but he wasn’t allowed to cum until she permitted him. He’d only asked once so far but his cock was a deep red, almost purple at the head and precum was weeping freely over his fingers. He was probably as wrecked on the inside as you were on the outside and you weren’t sure who was getting the rawer deal here anymore.

Knocking the vibrations back up Emily stood and walked over to sit between you, water bottle in hand, and offered it to both of you in turn. She’d had to hold it to your mouth, your entire body was trembling now and you had no strength left in you. Your sixth orgasm rolled straight into your seventh and your cry was more pained than before. ‘Colour?’ Em asked and you almost shouted your response. ‘Yellow.’ She acted immediately, not stopping the vibrator but turning it right back down to its lowest setting. Leaning over she pulled the throw from the back of the couch and draped it over your torso, kissing your inner thigh as she got closer to your cunt. You imagined it to be similarly coloured to Spencers cock right now, swollen from overstimulation and flushed deep red and crimson. You felt a pull and the toy slid out of you, your cunt clenching around nothing. Her mouth pressed lightly over you as your release gushed between your thighs, soaking into the towels below you.

Emily rested her head on your thigh and looked up at you adoringly. You managed a weak smile, slumping hard into the back of the couch. A small moan drew both of your attention to Spencer. His pale skin was flushed all over, his chest rising and falling dramatically as he breathed hard. His fingers, loosely wrapped around his cock were still moving though the look on his face suggested that even their slow strokes were bordering on painful. Your eyes met Emily’s and you pleaded wordlessly with her to let him finish. She capitulated as you knew she would, you didn’t often use your sway over her, and getting up from her bed on your thighs she moved down the couch to him. You watched, enchanted, as she cupped his chin and drew his lips to hers. As their lips met she wrapped her fingers around the base of his cock, a whimper bursting from Spencer’s chest. You desperately wanted to hold him but your body still felt weak and boneless.

He broke their kiss, his head falling against Emily’s shoulder as she stroked his cock from base to tip. You caught his eye and smiled affectionately, his adorable grin momentarily lighting up his face before his mouth formed an O as he came hard. His release splattered up his chest and he shook in her arms as she worked him through his orgasm. Only when he was completely done did she grab him a towel and brush his damp curls back off his face. Letting him slump against the back of the couch, a mirror image to your position. You could feel consciousness slipping away from you as you gazed into his eyes from the other end of the couch, matching wrecked grins on both your lips. If this was the punishment you would gladly break for Emily over and over again.

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12.19 // 13.01 // 15.15

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And I assure you I will love him till my dying breath -

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Breaking News SPN Edition - Part 2

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Sam, once again acting as the group therapist: Okay, what did we say about self-care?

Dean: More espresso less depresso

Sam, helping out: Try again

Jack: Don’t be sad. Sad backwards is das, and das not good

Sam: …no

Castiel: It be like that sometimes

Sam: NO

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criminal minds + tarot cards (insp)

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Hotch was out of commission for like 12 hours after being stabbed by Foyet, and in that VERY brief period of time, Spencer managed to get himself SHOT. Absolutely proposterous. It’s like when you’re babysitting a toddler and you set them down for 30 seconds and they start eating crayons

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25. vibrators

Fandom: Criminal Minds

Squares/Prompts used:

#kinktober2020 25. vibrators

@cmbingo​ romantic soulmates

@cm-kinkbingo​ blindfolds

Warnings: Smut, romantic smut

Pairing/s: Emily Prentiss x Reader

Word count: 824

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‘Do you trust me?’ You looked from the silk blindfold in her hands up to her chocolate coloured eyes that met yours with excitement and lust. ‘Always’ you whisper and you try to pour some of the love you feel swelling in you into the kiss you share. The room was aglow with soft candlelight, their scent one of your favourites that you burned daily in your shared home. The smells of home and the time tested knowledge that Emily would not cross any of your lines had you sitting back onto the bed and sweeping your hair back so she could tie the blindfold before she even asked. You took a long look at her radiant face as she gently secured it in place and guided you back onto the cool sheets, your lips pressing soft kisses onto hers while you could.

Once Emily was sure you were comfortable you felt the bed shift and you listened to the almost imperceptible soft footprints as she passed over to the dresser. Music began playing, some classical song you knew you’d danced to at a work function once and you smiled. She remembered everything, your brilliant partner. The bed moved again and you felt her long dark hair tickle your exposed shoulder. ‘Hands over your head kitten.’ She was issuing a command but her voice was soft with affection and you complied instantly. You wanted to be good for her tonight.

You could feel her eyes on your skin and your breathing hitched with anticipation. The grin that you wore was probably mirrored on her face as you felt her move over you, her knees on either side of your waist. You managed to keep your hands wrapped around the bars of the metal bed frame but your hips bucked upwards, seeking the heat between her spread thighs. She sat back gently, pinning your hips to the bed and you moaned as her wet cunt came briefly in contact with the curve of your lower belly. Fingers pressed to your lips seeking entrance and you opened willingly, sucking on the two she placed on your tongue up to the first knuckle. She pulled them back before you could suck them further in, your head following her retreating hand until she slid them either side of your hardened nipple. Your head hit the pillow with a soft whump and you gasped in pleasure as she expertly toyed with one, pulling just the right amount. Her breath against your dampened peaks got her a moan and you could feel her grin as she kissed along the outer curve of your breast.

She shifted her knees, moving her wet heat away from you but still you held onto the bed frame. Your obedience made her happy, you knew if she wanted to see you strain she would have cuffed you. She didn’t push you too far, her hands tracing lightly over your sensitive nipples, down your stomach and along your hips. She pushed your thighs apart and you felt her move to lay down between them, her breath against your own wet lips making your cunt pulse pleasurably with longing. You felt her tongue dip into your channel, gathering the slick that was rapidly pooling before she licked a broad stripe up towards your clit, opening you up to her but not touching the swelling nub. Your breathing was ragged and loud as you awaited her next move. A quiet click followed by a mechanical noise met your ears over the music but you didn’t have time to try to place which toy it was before she had it placed above your clit, pressing down onto its hidden shaft and making you moan loudly.

She chuckled and pressed kisses to the crease of your thigh. She shifted up again and the vibration left your body only to reappear against first one nipple, then the other. Em was moving so quietly and the vibrator was on its lowest level so you had barely a split seconds notice before it made contact with your skin and the not knowing was making you laugh between moans. Her lips met yours again and you swallowed her own laughter. She reached up and took one of your hands in hers, giving you silent permission to use the other as you wished. You cupped her face and pulled her in for a deeper kiss, your laughs turning to moans. Lying down alongside you, your bodies automatically intertwining Emily reached up and loosened the blindfold, tossing it to the side. Your quizzical eyes met her own, pupils blown with lust. ‘Want to see you, all of you.’ She kissed you heatedly, your tongues dancing into each other. This time your eyes never left hers as she kissed down your body and settled back between your legs, your left hand softly running into her hair, the new diamond ring on it sparkling in the flickering light.

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This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.

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Long Distance Sub

Square Filled: Sexting

Characters: sub!Jared x Dom!Reader

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Edging; Orgasm Delay; Praise Kink; Dirty Talk

Summary: An expected text from Jared makes the reader’s day at work ever so much better.

Word Count:1389

Created for @spnkinkbingo

I’m hard for you. What do you think I should do with myself?

You scrambled to hide your phone before anyone else at the table could see it. This was your third meeting of the day, and you’d zoned out at least fifteen minutes ago. The flash of Jared’s text notification had instantly brought you back to life, nervous and fidgeting in your seat, still not giving a damn what the other members of your team were saying

In fact, you cared less now than you had a few seconds ago. There were more important things to think about. Much, much more important things. Was Jared serious, or was he messing with you? You couldn’t get the idea of him spread out naked on the bed, hard and wanting, his long thick cock in his hand, waiting for instructions from you.

It was also possible he was standing on set in a Sam Winchester fed suit between takes. Jared loved to get you all worked up. It was his idea of foreplay, one of many ideas he had. What Sam knew about lore and monsters, Jared knew about sex.

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Spencer: I’m going out.

Rossi: Where?

Spencer: Either to get ice cream with Emily and Derek or commit a felony. We’ll decide in the car.

Rossi: Okay, be home by 9.

Spencer: Thanks!

Hotch:

Hotch: Why do you encourage this?