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this too shall pass

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Rate the Joker Out members on how good you think they are at chopping wood with an axe

Jure - i've seen him move merch boxes around with zero struggle, famous for his knife sharpening skills, does all of the manual labor for joker out, basically made only out of muscle

Nace - strong as fuck but less coordinated (have seen him trip with the same boxes as mentioned in the point above), might hurt someone in the process but the job is gonna get done

Kris - what he lacks in strength he saves with determination, could use his frustration about working with essentially four idiots as a tool to chop wood really good

Jan - he is strong and he is manually capable, but unless the wood doesn't come get to get him and won't drag his ass to do it in this century i don't think he will

Bojan - probably cries at the thought of manual labor

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randomly going insane about house md

because

after eight years of the show, 20 years of knowing each other, four marriages between them, so many heartbreaks so many betrayals, searching for people to love and who will love them, after doing fucked up shit to each other, barely communicating their feelings, seeing each other through unimaginable pain and causing it too

house chooses to blow his entire life up for five months

five months with wilson

the man who started from pestering cameron about her 6 month marriage to a dying man

ultimately gave everything up for an even shorter time with wilson

its just

god they really did that

#huh.

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THINGS I FOUND IN THE HELLUVA BOSS TRAILER AND THE STOLITZ DUET

Blitzo gets possessed and Millie has to fight him, which then ensues a badass flashback to the first time they met:

BLITZO AND MILLIE FIRST MEETING FR

These are all apart of the same scene- Blitzo realizing he’s in love as he hears Stolas singing about him

THE HAND PLACEMENTS OH MY LORD

(App won’t let me add more, so I shall reboot and continue)

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Good morning Helluva Boss fandom, how are you now you survived the night?

#nope extremely unwell rn #the constant buzzing anticipation has not left me yet #and also I’m on the verge of crying every time I think about stolitz confrontation #sleep deprived and fatigued 👍 #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers

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#I had like… one super huge teddy bear I think ?? #I think I got it for my 4th birthday #I’ve never had much stuffed animals #but rn… I would love an owl plush (if that exists!)

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I spent a couple hours trying to decipher and write down the lyrics to the stolitz duet (I’ll keep updating as more recordings are posted, hopefully the unintelligible lyrics are easier to hear in at least one!)

Lyrics below the cut (question marks in parentheses mean I’m not 100% sure)

S: thank you too (?????)

The butterflies in my stomach, I have’t felt this nervous(??????) since I was a little fluffy dove, nesting my

Daring do, his half disguise, behind the smile my beak is grinding, never minding

I swore I couldn’t dwell on the divorce, so for my own health, I’ll remind myself

That when I see him, I know that it won’t be so tough, I’ll believe him and not the voice inside of my own head(?!?)

Instead(?) of our arrangement, it can just be him and me, how perfect it could be, when I see him tonight

B: it’s time to meet?(??) alright, alright! It’s been a while since he came for attention! Are we okay? I can’t really say, I’m getting by by avoiding his questions

So complicated, I hate when it’s complicated, why do I alway end up in situations that are complicated

Here I go again, getting in my head, so I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead

S: when I see him

B: I’m gonna do that thing he likes(??)

S: when he sees me(?)

B: we don’t have to change things, I’ll just bring a load of spice

S: —(???) make things worse

B: we’ve got a nice arrangement, and it’s working out just fine, we’ll keep it light(?)

S: I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight

Both?: when I see him tonight

S: am I doing something I can’t take back

B: relax

S: would he want me if he was free

B: we’re fine!

S: and if he’s only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me? My entire life’s been written in stone

B: we’re gonna bone

S: he taught me that I could choose

B: cool

S: he deserves a choice to stay or go, though it scares me to think what i’d loose

B: I can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird SQUAK

S: what do I(???) ———- (???)

B: we’ll just stick with what makes sense, like him sucking my

S: co ————(??????)

B: who needs words when you’ve got a mouth full of

S: come to your senses

B: ———-(???)

S: this will be(?) all for love and trust

B: I’ll leave his bird puss nice and rough

S: I will love(?????) him soon

B: he’ll be coming-

both: -soon enough

B: oh yeah!

S: when I see him, will it be tender or be tough? Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up? Can this be a relationship, or am I still naïve?

I’ll set us free, whatever it may be, when I see him tonight

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post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

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I can't do that post that's like "why did you start following prev" bc I truly do not remember why I started following any of you guys. It's probably just because we were brothers in a past life

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#cbeebies till it stopped airing (2012 ig??) #and disney junior #kid's shows #disney channel #I grew up with english shows cause my parents wanted me to improve my vocabulary #and also cause most tamil ones didn’t have really…. how do I phrase this? #much educational tones

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Let's all just take a minute to look at house in his turtleneck sweater

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And I lover her for that !

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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Hey Baby Boos and Kääryleet,

Some of you might have met Hannah at Joker Out and Käärijä concerts. If you’re like me, you could even be wearing her bracelets. Sadly, she passed away very suddenly today.

She was in Glasgow two weeks ago at JO gig and due to go to Böle next week.

I’m in touch with her Dad. He wanted to know about the names of the bands she loved and which artist is her favourite for Eurovision (pretty sure it’s Baby Lasagna).

It’s all a bit of a shock right now. Hug your loved ones tight. If you want to talk about it, you’re welcome into my DMs.

Love you.