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coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them

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anybody else in the club feeling this one

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Instead of looksmaxing we could instead smile max, or maybe kissmax

#ghis the brainrot i spew on call with my bf

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Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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I'm so in love guys it's not even funny. I want to marry him. He makes me want to try harder. I really like shopping with the thought of what my stuff will look like when it becomes ours. I like folding laundry with the thought of it being his. I like doing my mannequins hair and pretending he's the one in my chair. I like making Pinterest boards of all the gifts I will make him. I love him so so much.

#i write so many poems about him #i send them to him and tell him i love him #and he says it back #I've never loved with passion #ive never loved without pulling away #but I don't want to this time #ugghhh #im going insane #boyfriend #healthy relationships

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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this was that entire episode

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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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