Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.
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mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid
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https://twitter.com/CriminelleLaw/status/1037511306906099712
Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.
I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing
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HAPPIE VALENTIEMS DEY!!!!!!!
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A VALENTIEM, THEN TOOPLISS WILL BE YOUR VALENTIEM!
TOOPLISS WANTS ALL DA VALENTIEM!
<3 I LOVE ALL OF YOU! <3
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Congratulations on another successful orbit around the sun, people of earth
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making myself happy with dinosaurs merr chrismas
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reindeerplaydate:
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kowka:
haraii:
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
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"freedom" in the US can be summed up by the fact that the tool of celebration used across the country once a year is heavily restricted and illegal in most places
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The Trinity as The Avengers
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A special celebration from Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Derek Jacobi❤️💛💚💜💙
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