Until he met the most devastatingly gorgeous peasant boy from a nearby village who said absolutely ghastly things to him that made him feel alive for the first time in years and who turned out to be the most mad sort of sorcerer, one who could conjure up things like gold and vodka shots and apricot tarts out of absolutely nothing, and the prince’s whole life went up in a puff of dazzling purple smoke, and the kingdom said, “I can’t believe we’re all so surprised.”
Bus didn’t show up and I didn’t see it or the next one on the map so I walked another 10 mins to a different stop bc that bus was on the map. Bus passed me.
Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
also im just fucking cracking up at oliver going "at the beginning of the season I was going to play buck as having a sexual awakening whether the writers were doing it or not" and that translating to buck looking at eddie with the most down horrendous blushy heart eyes possible in every scene cause WHAT would he have done if tim didn't decide to make it canon. at some point he would've been in a scene with eddie and marisol and you would just see buck in the background gagging. he would give that boy Hanahaki disease in the name of character development.
Therapist can’t write the letter and she sent me a link to someone online but it’d take like another week at least and I just want this over with so I’m listing her as a pet and moving on
Fingers crossed I can sign the lease this week now 🤞🤞
Leasing office called again and they won’t accept me without either Cassie’s esa letter or me paying the pet fees. They won’t give me back the pet fees if I pay them now and then give them a letter, they’ll only take off the pet rent.
My therapist is a student she doesn’t have her full license yet and she’s talked w her supervisor and they’re talking abt getting me a letter but she’s also about to leave. So if she doesn’t have an answer for me tonight, I think I’m just gonna suck it up and pay the fees bc I need to get approved. It’s 500 now (250 refundable, 250 not) and 5 a month (that they’ll waive if I give them the letter later).
kiddo kicked a football and it bounced off the wall behind me and smashed into my nose 🤕 didn’t break my glasses (tho it knocked them off) and didn’t break my nose (again) but fucking ow
I’ve also felt like shit for like 2 weeks and I’ve been stressing out abt this apartment for a week which makes me feel even worse so I’m on my lunch break and curled up in a ball in the office in the dark bc I can’t stomach anything