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jade-eclipse-li · 11 hours
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What were you thinking?
I wasn’t.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 hours
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What are you thinking?
Stuff.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 hours
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Time to steal some IDs.
ID badges. We’re not stealing the identities. We’re theives, but no identity theft.
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jade-eclipse-li · 11 hours
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No problemo, partner. Hey, just quietly, are we partners? We are partners, yeah?
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jade-eclipse-li · 21 hours
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You see if I were a Ninjago villain I would simply just say “Ninja Stop” and it would deal so much psychic damage to the ninja that they’d be paralyzed from mortification.
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jade-eclipse-li · 23 hours
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All that dork nonsense Might save a life.
Who said it already hasn’t?
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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You handle yourself pretty well.
I’m a disaster.
Really? I can’t tell.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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There’s another way!
Yeah. With a shovel.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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Over my dead body.
I’ll dig a hole.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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This is as far as we’re going.
Then it’s far enough.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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Lemme show you the things that science can do.
It’s good for me, and it’s good for-
*BOOM*
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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Why are you here?
I’m with you.
Like hell you are.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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I am as calm as the eye of the storm.
I thought you were the storm.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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Nope.
Nuh-uh.
Never gonna happen.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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It is okay if you fall apart sometimes.
Tacos falls apart but we still love them.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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Why are you trying to kill me!?
You took the initiative and attacked me.
Well i was just trying to take your money!
Now i’m going to take your life.
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 day
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You are my blood brother.
Dude we are difference race.
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