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Ozai’s angels!

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I feel like making waves!

(Some of these are like my Anti-Takes, so oh god please do not come raze my home to the ground and salt the earth!)

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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

#I’m only like an 8th native (this is really a guesstamation both my dads parents were like half so idk how to math that properly) #and I’m only like an 8th German #my main features are strongly associated with one or the other #my brow ridges #my nose #my cheek bones #like yeah; I was darker when I was younger because I was constantly outside #and then I moved to a colder climate and quit going outside #so I’m pale (not paper white pale but pale) #and I still get asked what I am. #even if you make him paler— he’d still retain his features #or get a mix— liek me. #my mom has eyelids you can see. my dad has massive hooded eyes; you can barely see his eye lids when his eyes are open #and he has massive brow ridges #I’ve got a combo— especially huge difference in if I keep my eyes relaxed or I force them open and wide #my sibling — two years younger is the complete opposite #we have different hair texture. hair colour— mine is turning completely balck like my dads did. different eye shapes. different noses. #we have different face shapes entirely. #genetics #hit differently and you can get any combination of features #even if he’s ‘only a quarter Arab’ I still believe he’d retain things that have proven to have strong genetics #green eyes— even if you don’t account for the pit— green eyes usually win over blue #which my grandma on my mom’s side of family— has brown eyes. her husband had blue. 4 outta 5 of their kids had blue eyes. #my point is genetics are weird. #there is no plausible way for Damian to have only inherited 90% of Bruce’s genetics. #because Bruce’s genetics aren’t majorly discussed but he’s coded pale with blue eyes; #but Talia’s are clear as day #hers would play a stronger point #'oh but he's only a quarter arab!' i'm only a quarter second away from punching you in the face #damian wayne

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Dick: * making a plan* Truth or dare?

Bruce: Well...

Dick: not you, Jason.

Jason: truth.

Dick: how many people have you killed this week?

Jason: Dare.

Bruce: Stop killing people.

Jason: I don't like you guys.

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Important not to mess up the timeline when doing time travel shit and meeting your younger self but that doesn't mean you can't make bad jokes about future trauma they have no clue about

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing

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Tim: wait, you quit smoking?

Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.

Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!

Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes

Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??

Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing

Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???

Tim: He means back when he was Discowing

Duke: What's discowing???

Jason: The reason I used to smoke.

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Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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Obsessed with Batkids that came after Jason's death accidentally letting slip things they know about him/talking about him like he's there:

Tim: "Not that he's-- I mean, the way Bruce talks about him, sometimes it's like--

Duke, simultaneously: "We hired a medium last week to communicate with his spirit."

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Steph, accidentally bursting out of the kitchen while Damian is being interviewed: "Someone tell Jason he's an asshole for finishing all the peanut butter." *spots camera crew and freezes*

Damian: "Jason's what I named our new dog. Right Baba? He's the dog we saw last week at the shelter."

Bruce, through gritted teeth: "Yes, I remember saying that we had too many animals already, but anything to make my kids happy."

Steph, awkwardly sidestepping out of the frame.

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New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

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Alright. Willis Todd being an abusive father to Jason is a trope often utilized. Comparing this version of him to Bruce's reactions to Red Hood is fantastic. Lots to analyze there.

However, I raise you. There needs to be more fanwork addressing the classism behind Willis Todd being characterized as an abusive alcoholic. In some version of canon, Willis Todd was a good dad in a shitty situation. He was poor, his wife (Catherine) was sick, and he had a newborn baby he needed to provide for. In this horrid situation, where he has no family to fall back on and no higher education to obtain a decent well-paying job, he tries to get quick money. He's desperate to keep both his wife and son alive.

Catherine turns to drugs because it's easier and cheaper to buy drugs than healthcare. The pain she experiences is debilitating, and she'd do anything to not feel pain for one godsdamned second. Unfortunately, this turns into an addiction.

This ultimately shapes the way that Jason views crime. Bruce, while he may be sympathetic to individuals who resort to crime to pay their bills, will not understand huddling in Crime Alley in the dead of winter as he debates whether to buy food or pay for heating. He won't understand the bitterness, hatred, pain, and resignation of never having enough money to survive as you get chewed up again and again.

If Jason's dad is just an abusive criminal, that not only perpetuates the notion that all criminals are evil, but it will shape how Jason views those who commit crime. Breaking the law doesn't make someone bad. There's plenty of reasons people commit crime, whether to survive, protect someone, or something else. The issue, especially in Gotham, is the system that perpetuates wealth inequality through bribes and unethical governmental practices.

Anyway, I think Jason's Red Hood is more fleshed out if it accounts for him acknowledging the desperation behind goons and small-time criminals because he grew up without other options.

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the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

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i forgot that today was my baby boy death day so happy death day jason peter todd <333

they couldn't make you stay dead for long king!!!

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When it’s a long flight and Damian ends up falling asleep on his brothers shoulders:

Dick smiles and adjusts Damian until he’s lying flat with his head in his lap to make him more comfortable before pulling a blanket on them both

Jason rolls his eyes before pulling out a book to settle in and not move for the rest of the flight

Duke takes selfies as proof that Damian snores like a kitten and also finds a small pillow to put under Damian’s head to make him more comfortable

Tim goes fully rigid the first time it happens and doesn’t breathe for 5 min but after the fourth time he ends up becoming so used to the weight leaning on him that he falls asleep too

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