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I have a feeling blogs like yours are so funny because so many people try to send funny asks you become familiar with what a bad post looks like, stopping you from posting any ._.

Buddy before people sent me a billion asks what do u think I was doing? I was trial and erroring the internet, seeing what worked and what didn't, and boy howdy did some didn't.

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They’re like this to me

Alternatively

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Me: *to my therapist* I had the spoons, so I did heaps of stuff and now I'm so exhausted I feel sick.

My Therapist: This is where you got to treat spoons like cash. Just because you have them, you need to figure out if you have enough to spend, or else you're going to be in debt. Remember, you're autistic, so you regain those spoons slowly and use them quickly. Everything, good and bad, uses that cash for you. You may enjoy the activity but it's going to exhaust you just as much as a bad activity if you're not careful.

Me: Goddamnit....

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Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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When Washington would call his soldiers, did he say "pack it up skittle squad" while John and Alexander made-out in the corner as Lafayette did splits or did I just make it up

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So I was in a production of the play “The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon,” and there’s this one part where Hansel jumps off the stage and pretends to be falling, and a narrator says “if you clap hard enough, Hansel will live!” So, we rehearse this part all the time with someone pretending to be the audience and clapping. All is well…until we perform it for our school’s junior high.

So, I’m backstage, freaking out and following along with what the other actors are saying.

“If you clap hard enough, Hansel will live! Come on, people! Don’t you believe a boy can fly?!” There are but a few claps. I cringe. But then I remind myself that it’s just a couple classes and there will be more when we do the show that night. I’m trying to calm myself down when…

“Jump, Hansel!” A kids voice rings out. Laughter. More join in. “Jump, Hansel, jump!” Jaw. Dropped. This is not at all how we rehearsed! My nearest cast-mate and I just look at each other with matching faces and start laughing in shock and horror.

“Jump, jump, jump, jUMP, JUMP, JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!!” The children chanted cultishly, and (I was later informed that) they were pumping their fists in the air. We were all just in shock. I guess I just forgot that the audience has free will to say whatever they want. I had worried that no-one would say anything, but I hadn’t worried about…this.

And the moral of the story is…audiences have free will. And middle schoolers are…something.

#storytime #funny #theatre #high school theatre #drama #funny story #the brothers Grimm Spectaculathon

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Bad post. Factory reset

Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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Please help me. My name is Shirley. I am autistic and disabled. I ran away from my abusive parents a few years ago. I’ve been moving from place to place. A couple of months ago I was able to find my own apartment. Things went downhill when I was fired from my job. It has been very difficult for me to find employment due to mental health issues. I have been transferring money out of my credit card to my debit card in order to pay my rent. I also have to pay interest. This time, I’ve really hit rock bottom. My credit card is about to be maxed out and I could get evicted. I don’t think I could survive out in the streets.

Please donate or reblog if you are not able to donate but would like to help. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate or share the link to my GoFundMe. Thank you so much

https://gofund.me/a6fcefdc

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Is Autism Over-Diagnosed

Mrs Speechie P

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Please help me. My name is Shirley. I am autistic and disabled. I ran away from my abusive parents a few years ago. I’ve been moving from place to place. A couple of months ago I was able to find my own apartment. Things went downhill when I was fired from my job. It has been very difficult for me to find employment due to mental health issues. I have been transferring money out of my credit card to my debit card in order to pay my rent. I also have to pay interest. This time, I’ve really hit rock bottom. My credit card is about to be maxed out and I could get evicted. I don’t think I could survive out in the streets.

Please donate or reblog if you are not able to donate but would like to help. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate or share the link to my GoFundMe. Thank you so much

https://gofund.me/a6fcefdc

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Ways Communication/Social Differences May Show Up for Autistic People

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Hey Gaudy unrelated but I’m autistic and my crush is autistic I can’t give a hint and he can’t take one how do I flirt with him

Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

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Can you do a spell for my crush to like me

AAAAAAAAAAAaaa

MY SPELL WORKED!

I DID a sPELL ans it WORKED!!

I'M A WITCH!!

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I was possessed to make this.