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when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

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fic planning be like:

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Wake up, babe, new religion just dropped

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i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

#clark kent #luo binghe

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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Bruce has such insane “I love you and want to give you the world but I’m just going to sit here and stare at you until you think something is wrong” dad energy

Jason: oh my god…he’s totally mad about something

Bruce, thinking hard about when Jason was short: baby

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the thing is like, the batkids give Bruce SO much shit in his own damn house. his house, his cave, with his suits and tech.

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DD stands for daredevil designated driver

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wade actually knows about both

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The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

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you guys ever hear a character say something so gay you sitting there trying to figure out how you were supposed to interpret that platonically?!

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Actually, I could ship batlantern. Hal just needs to be a loser about it. Which isn’t hard, considering he’s Hal.

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Puts them in my mouth