jester-not-jasper

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*tosses my collection at you*

#oc posting #oc: jester #oc: ajax #oc: jasper #oc: madeline

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No firearms are permitted, only melee weapons are allowed. Neither are given time to prep.

#The Sopranos #Breaking Bad #Tony Soprano #Walter White #💀🌻 #i'm 100% biased but Tony would whip Walt's ass and I'm cheering from the sidelines

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Tragically disappointed that the capsule in Stardew Valley doesn't hatch a blue space cow.

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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Some experimental animation stuff with The Character. There are obvious mistakes but it was fun making him move a little. <3

#🖤❤

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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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#that's codsworth from Fallout 4 😭😭

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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Afflicted with a rural curse.

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#what the fuck are you doing to salmon that it has no flavor what is your problem

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

#twoface :) #:3

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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

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