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Slay the Princess: a summary

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

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she has a uti

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i don’t know literally ANY famous people it’s starting to stress me out because people are always saying names to me like i should know the names. and i never do

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rewatching s4 is SOOOOOO funny cuz like

honey you fight just like him

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Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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the way I thought this was some eldritch horror until I saw the eyes and was like "oh nevermind. Just bird."

Majestic

(via)

#shitpost #reblog #i guess it's just a swan and not a nightmare creature from the deep.

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The image used to create IMAGE_DEPTHS was recently found!

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tweet to original artist

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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I redesigned, or rather drew, every stardew bachelorette and bachelor in my style, where I changed things I thought would suit them better or accessories that they need. I'm not total happy with everyone, but yeah it's something I can improve on in the future.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.