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Perfection.

#Rauw Alejandro

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🐣

#lilpeep #gustavahr #gbc

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nobody wanted to be a goalkeeper until Buffon walked in

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haha 😂😂

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😂😂😂 drivers license 👌🏼

How do you like Marco's new girlfriend? She is pretty, isn't she?

Yes, she is, and she looks like somebody with a driver’s license so Marco wouldn’t have to beg all his teammates to drive him any more. Hia hia. Anyway, I hope they are happy. Ever since that injury, Marco looked kind of sad but he’s been getting back to his old sunny self again, hurrah!

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Advice from a Cancer

(cancer sun, mercury, venus, mars,  dominant)

Could u post it without my name? I don’t want credits :). Thanks! Sorry if it is a bit long, u can cut parts out off it.

Just like that other Cancer, English is not my mother language but I’ll try my best!

How do I know when a Cancer likes someone?

They will look at you almost 24/7. They will laugh at your jokes, be interested in everything you say and try to get attention. They aren’t great speakers in real life, because they find that quite awkward and don’t know what to say. Even when you talk to them, you will get a vague answer if they don’t know what too say (most of the time lol). But online we are really active. In group chats, we are likely to answer fast (but not too many times, bc it will get obvious and that is absolutely not the plan) and when we are confident enough we will start conversations private. That doesn’t happen inmediately, like I already said they have to be really damn sure if you are kinda interested in them too. When they start a conversation, it won’t be a certainely ‘Hi’ but a question or a referation about something you said. We keep EVERYTHING you have said in our minds and know probably ur whole life lol. But when u tell us something we already know, we act like we have never heard of it.

Signs a Cancer isn’t interested in someone?

That is pretty hard to tell, too. Because we are so kind (thats kinda ego, sorry lol leo moon) we would not show signs we don’t like you. But when things get too crazy, we will start ignoring you or cut you off. When you are really irritating, sarcastic comments will flow over (capricorn rising here a little bit too srry). But they won’t start convo’s with you and keep it short and direct. You won’t be special for us and act like we do to everyone. We find it really hard to reject someone because we feel miserable for them. Think before you ask: am i really that special for a Cancer? Otherwise you are going to get a huge disappointment. 

How do I flirt with a Cancer?

Please, be strict with your actions! How more the attention, the better we are going to feel us and the more secured we are going to be. Treat us special, because we look for similarities between your behavior to us and to other people. Don’t be too obvious, we like mysterious people. But don’t be mysterious too long, because we would get insecure and stop getting attention from you. Make us feel special, talk to us and be sweet. You will get our hearts kinda fast, but loose them really fast too if you are acting like a dick. We can be one too. When we are kinda awkward from the beginning, don’t loose your hope and talk more to us. It wil make us feel more comfortable with a person and you’ll be guaranteed with better conversations.

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i can’t believe it turns out marcelo and sergio’s entire co captain relationship is sergio stealing marcelos vapor rub

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😁😉😘

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Stay strong sweetie I know it was a tough game for you. I Love You.

#jose gaya #valencia #myedit #vcf

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Christian Pulisic

#christian pulisic #bvb borussia #borussia dortmund #Dortmund #my edit

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For my queen, Vanessa ❤👑

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Ozil tho 😉

me in bed: we’ve got neuer 
me waking up: manuel neuer
me on the bus: I just don’t think you understand 
me in math class: he’s bayern’s man 
me eating lunch: he’s better than all
me running laps: we’ve got manuel neuer
me on the bus: we’ve got neuer 
me doing homework: manuel neuer
me eating chicken legs: I just don’t think you understand 
me brushing my teeth: he’s bayern’s man 
me going to sleep: he’s better than all
me in my sleep: we’ve got manuel neuer
me repeats this for 59 and a half + years

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His spit is in the shape of a side ways M his name is Morata 😮

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MAY YOU MEET YOUR FAV IN 2016

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FIFA 

#fifa15 #fifa #soccer #football #graphic design

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x

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lmao