jillthecia-agent

[jillthecia-agent]

I'm... Funny? Really? Well, thanks.

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

[jillthecia-agent]

*perks up, but like, half sarcastically*

oh, really? Why did I win it for?

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

#oh don't worry #they're on their way... I have... plans...

[jillthecia-agent]

*curls up with blankets and turns off the phone*

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

[jillthecia-agent]

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SKIN IS, YOU'RE A SNAKE

I- I need to go to sleep.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

#night!

[jillthecia-agent]

I would need to win it in my own right, I think, for it to matter.

Wait, how were you planning on getting a shared medal...?

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

#yayyyy #oh also I'm planning to adapt the story into novels. okay now you're all caught up

[jillthecia-agent]

*looks at her phone screen. Starts to cry

It's just that kind of day*

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

#Jeff #probably. Jeff knows all

[jillthecia-agent]

You- *sighs* you don't care about me at all, do you.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

#I know it probably wasnt on purpose but the 'im a qualified english teacher' when qualified is spelled wrong has me in stitches

[jillthecia-agent]

....you know, I deserve a fucking medal. How'd I get one of those

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

#omg omg omg #so basically. go meet Nardeth (that-cia-agent). they used to work at the CIA with Jill #until they tried to start a union and talked about it too loudly. got suspended. returned. got drunk and high and yelled at their boss #their boss ordered them to be taken by the 'interrogators' and they were tortured #nearly died #their friend Mrellin teamed up with Missy and like... the entire rest of the RP that i knew at the time... to rescue them #plus they got a new friend (Zerlan) and a TARDIS (Zadellin) #now they fly around the universe getting intro trouble #but not before Jill took over that branch of the CIA by wiping her boss's mind so she's like a baby now #starting a union #and then Nardeth snuck back in #met Jeff the eldritch advertiser #they got seen #recognised #shot. they now have boobs!!!

[jillthecia-agent]

*head snaps up from the table. She has huge circles under her eyes and looks so so angry* really??? You think this is the right time to be correcting my grammar???

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

[jillthecia-agent]

[is eating ice cream straight out of the tub, a bottle of rum on the desk] Yeah, well, your loss dude. Hey, just trying to help stop you making bad choices.

Oh, well, I did. Got one for myself. Yep. Just means more work but hey, at least we've got the union now. Don't have a badge though. Wonder how I can get one...

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

#so glad!!! #she's usually more composed but you've caught her at a low time #OMG WAIT DO YOU KNOW THE UNION STORY AHDJJSJSJ #okay so. well. my first OC died for the third time during it #and the second #lol #I can explain... see that-cia-agent for more info #or ask me to explain #it's a bit horrifying

[jillthecia-agent]

A- *sighs*. I'm Jill, I work at the Celestial Intervention Agency, and I was trying to say that your choice in obsessions is dangerous and a bad idea and requires an intervention. But I was also making a joke based on my job- look, I'm really tired, okay?

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

#oh btw I'm the same person who runs the blog of Rassilon #meet Jill. she's the little melodramatic but very pragramatic shithead who runs the celestial intervention agency #but she doesn't know it- and don't tell her #she doesn't need to know quite yet #she thinks she's running the largest department in one of mang CIA stations #I can't tell you the full truth because SPOILERS but like. that's the gist

[jillthecia-agent]

Banthony, hun? You might need an intervention. A... Celestial intervention. Maybe even an agency.

I'd like to think of myself as funny 😋

[jillthecia-agent]

Well, I don't think anyone else will have me. Maybe my only shot at a friendship is with a psychopath.

Besides, the sweet release of death may be preferable to this existence... *Sighs, head down on the table* I haven't seen my partner for more than two minutes in weeks. I'm so lonely. And tired.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

#oooo holding up a mirror- brilliant idea!!! #unfortunately you have underestimated Jill's patheticness #she is not defused- yet!

[jillthecia-agent]

No! No, of course not- our records show that your friendship is unbreakable, irreplicable. And I know that's not us, but, I just thought...

Missy, can I admit something pathetic? I don't really have any other friends.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

#jill is being vulnerable #you can treat her like a baby bird or rip her to shreds. really your call #but please make your decision in the knowledge that your choice could send her on a warpath of destruction. of herself and possibly other #planets and people.

[jillthecia-agent]

Well, you don't try to murder the Rani! I thought it might be different in the case of friendship than with love.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

[jillthecia-agent]

Because we're friends- I hope.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????

[jillthecia-agent]

Because. Because I'm asking nicely. Because it would give me so so so much paperwork.

Wait???? Your telling me Zero is from the same planet as the dinosaurs?????