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In order to fight illiteracy, Joja Cola now contains food preservatives for every single letter of the alphabet and more! 💙📖

#sdv #stardew valley #join us thrive #joja co #joja mart #joja #I can't recite the latin alphabet so maybe it'll help me

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Joja Co. appreciates all the boops. All of your paw prints have been used to sign life-long Joja Memberships. Pay up.

#I tried booping everyone back!

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This is a sugary drink with questionable ingredients to YOU. It's the blood of the gods.to me. We're not the same.

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March? How about you march into our store and buy something? 😊💙

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Can someone turn the joja cola factory machine on i forgot how to do it

#sdv #stardew valley #join us thrive #joja co #joja mart #joja #We'll return with more ads soon.

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The intern responsible for running Joja Co. official Tumblr account has been accidentally shipped to the North Pole. If you see him, please tell him that he will not be paid for the days that he was absent.

#Rest in Joja Peace💔

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The intern responsible for running Joja Co. official Tumblr account has been accidentally shipped to the North Pole. If you see him, please tell him that he will not be paid for the days that he was absent.

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This year we stole one thing and it sure is not Christmas (it's your money) 💙

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Some Guy - verified customer -

(4 past reviews)

😡 - ⭐⭐OOO / 1 day ago

I was excited, at first. when i realized Jojamart had released a new drink, Joja Boba. I'm a fan of boba drinks and figured I'd give it a try, especially as they were sold in 6 packs, which is pretty ideal for someone who never leaves their house and hates putting in any effort to make my own. so i tried it. I went home, thinking I'd found my new favorite beverage.

Boy, was I wrong!

Joja has given me SEVERE food poisoning that I am struggling to recover from, all thanks to their disgusting Joja-boba balls. i can't even compliment the drink itself- it tastes like they just dumped soda water directly into milktea and didn't even attempt to make anything resembling a decent tasting drink! the boba balls themselves were chalky, like i was biting into a glob of unfiltered beeswax.

Do better Joja, sincerely, a VERY frustrated customer.

(btw this is a joke, a bit if you will. love your blog :))

Greetings Dear Customer!

Thank you for your review of our products. We greatly appreciate all feedback that we receive.

Answering all you questions, one of our employees have prepared a response:

I'm in love with you.

We hope that helps!

Thank you for being a part of our big Joja Family. We hope you will continue to trust us in the future.

Join us. Thrive.

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We have been informed that Thanksgiving was, in fact, yesterday. No thanks left to give. We do accept hidden away riches and gems, however.

Thanksgiving? No! How about giving us your money instead? 💙💦

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Thanksgiving? No! How about giving us your money instead? 💙💦

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Hey... We can sense when you're thinking about us... 😏 So... are you going to pay us royalties for using our company's name in your daydreams or what

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Hm...

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Uh oh

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Trick or treat! 🎃

We just resurrected all of our late employees to make our workplace as efficient as possible! Now even death won't do us part... 😉💙

Join us. Thrive.

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Due to recent scandal regarding Pumpkin Spice Joja Cola, Joja Co. sends its regards to anyone who has bought and consumed Pumpkin Spice Joja Cola expecting it to taste like cinnamon, not expecting it to be California Reaper Pepper flavoured instead. Skill issue.

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So what you're saying is: you've been staying in our parking lot for 2 years and didn't pay for parking even once? 🤔🤔🤔

You've heard of Joja Cola... but what about... BOOja Cola👻👻💙