junietuesday

[junietuesday]

#this sequence was hilarious #dunmeshi

[junietuesday]

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

[junietuesday]

i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

[junietuesday]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[junietuesday]

in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts

[junietuesday]

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

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[junietuesday]

GALE DIES ?????????

#june speaks #my writing #GOOGLE DOCS KNOWS THAT GALE IS A SAD LITTLE HAMSTER OF A MAN ?? ALWAYS ON THE VERGE OF KICKING IT ????

[junietuesday]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[junietuesday]

#keyboard bc it feels faster #since i can use all my fingers #poll

[junietuesday]

can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

[junietuesday]

#barreleifdrias

[junietuesday]

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

[junietuesday]

[junietuesday]

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

[junietuesday]

I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

[junietuesday]

Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

[junietuesday]

fuck this whole world